New Online al Qaeda Publication Urges Death to American, Reveals bin Laden Scott Baio, David Hasselhoff Fetish

The propaganda wing of al Qaeda in Saudi Arabia has released the latest edition of their online magazine, Sawt al-Jihad. You can download the entire magazine here or here in .zip format (hat tip: vlad).

Aaron at Internet Haganah reveals that the al Qaeda publication is being distributed via sites in Japan and China. And Vlad tracks down distribution to....wait for it.....drumroll please.....Canada!

If you don't speak Arabic, it's not really worth your time downloading it. However, check out the cover page I'm making available below. I think the image just about says it all.

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Posted by: Rusty at 03:14 PM


1 We A-rabs cannot help but love Scott Baio.

But, worshipping Hasselhoff is so totally gay.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 29, 2005 03:16 PM

2 Is that "But,worshipping Hasselhoff is so totally gay." Or "Butt worshipping hasselhoff is so totally gay"?

Posted by: Editor at April 29, 2005 03:19 PM

3 Rusty:

YO B, At first, I was like, "dat rusty is homosexual" but den.... maaaan it just was not right what I be feelin an shit YO. Seeing all dat chesthair and da dudes smile and shit...

What you playin at Rusty? Makin me all gay up in my shit and stuff

Posted by: Harold T. Fancypants at April 29, 2005 03:21 PM

4 You assume that we butt worship and you assume wrong you Infidel Pigdog noseless son of a motherless goat.

You Americans will never understand us A-Rabs until you understand Scott Baio

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 29, 2005 03:23 PM

5 I think the real message here is that the REAL reason to stop the terrorists is so that we don't all catch the gay.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 29, 2005 03:27 PM

6 I feel a little gay just looking at that. Look what you did to Fancypants Rusty!

Posted by: Ob Snooks at April 29, 2005 03:29 PM

7 I hear THAT one, Rust. They're all talking about how the only virus we've eradicated since the inception of vaccines is small pox - it's time to ad the gay to that list. I want my gay vaccine (also known as the "Michael Moore Fat Ass Shot").

Posted by: Editor at April 29, 2005 03:37 PM

8 Snooks & Fancy Caught Gay but Filthy is okay?

What the f- is up with that!

Posted by: Earl Dittman at April 29, 2005 03:46 PM

9 I fancy David Hasselhoff too.

Posted by: Happy Go Lucky Hippy at May 16, 2005 12:51 PM

10 I know, David Hasselhoff is really HOT in speedos, isn't he?

Posted by: Fash at May 16, 2005 01:01 PM

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