Spicoli Reacts to the Hassan Akbar Death Sentence


Click pic for President Spicoli's reaction. Malkin remembers the victims. (Image stolen from Beaker)

Posted by: Rusty at 02:03 PM


1 That Spicoli is da BOMB! Akbar going to get his chute poked a few times befo day juice him up wit da Krunk.

Posted by: Harold T. Fancypants at April 29, 2005 02:07 PM

2 Spicoli should force feed Akbar a pork chop.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 29, 2005 02:08 PM

3 If they need volunteers for the firing squad call me. Or better yer let me do him with a K bar. The c--- suc--g bas---rd!

Posted by: Rod Stanton at April 29, 2005 02:16 PM

4 Does anyone know how the military exectues people? Assuming his conviction survives the reviews, is he shot? Gassed? I haven't read it anywhere.

Posted by: Scott Dillard at April 29, 2005 02:17 PM

5 Scott,

I know this case is to be lethal injection, i.e., "da Krunk" apparently.

Posted by: Editor at April 29, 2005 02:43 PM

6 One of my Peeps gave me da 411 on dat. His cousins sisters uncle said his friends daddy was on the death row in da military once and dat day first made you listed to Pat Boone an shit for like 5 hours and den they strap you down and juice you up wit da Krank yo

Posted by: Harold T. Fancypants at April 29, 2005 02:44 PM

7 Mr. Fancypants is right about the Krunk/Krank juice up but, I am not sure about the Pat Boone torture.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 29, 2005 02:47 PM

8 Pat Boone? Not the Slim Whitman or Boxcar Willie?

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 02:56 PM

9 I thought the military used Bay City Rollers' songs. I guess they switched things up in our post-Cold War strategy.

Posted by: Wine-aholic at April 29, 2005 03:09 PM

10 YO B, My shits gooood see! It wuz dat Pat Boone for 5 fukin hours maaaan! Right up in his Brain Maaaan! Den, they Krunked his ass.

Posted by: Harold T. Fancypants at April 29, 2005 03:12 PM

11 Well, if I were being done in, all they'd have to do is play Gangsta Rap. I'd bite off my own tongue and choke to death just to keep from listening to it.

Posted by: Scott Diillard at April 29, 2005 03:59 PM

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