Today's Fight Club Homework: Fight a Kerry Supporter (and lose)

Via M.H. King this post from Craig's List. Loyal minions are hereby ordered to respond to this ad--and to lose the fight. Hell, why not just pick a fight with any Kerry supporter and lose?

Straight male seeks Bush supporter for fair, physical fight

I would like to fight a Bush supporter to vent my anger. If you are one, have a fiery streek, please contact me so we can meet and physically fight. I would like to beat the shit out of you.


It looks like Ace and the Headmistress found it too.

Posted by: Rusty at 09:45 PM


1 Shouldn't this guy be in psychiatric care in Boca Raton instead?

Posted by: Chad Evans at November 11, 2004 09:52 PM

2 Unfortunately I head to China on Sunday.

Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer at November 11, 2004 10:57 PM

3 Hmmm. I'm 6'2"/200 and do 1,500 reps on my Bowflex every other day. Not sure I could lose a physical fight with a Kerry supporter no matter how hard I tried to throw it. I... could... however... turn this punk into a libertarian/conservative if you'd like.

Posted by: Bloghorn Bleghorn at November 12, 2004 12:33 AM

4 a fellow bowflex addict, como estas amigo.

since I bought my bowflex a couple years ago,I get more of a workout in less time than I ever did messin with free wheights,

as for the fight club wannabe, I'd fight him, ....but im not angry about anything, in fact since the election all is right with my world. har har har

Posted by: rumcrook at November 12, 2004 01:50 AM

5 Wouldn't it be wonderful if this "fight-man" showed the same fiery passion, commitment and willingness to beat the hell out of a TERRORIST??

Pipe dream, I know.

Posted by: Cindy at November 12, 2004 06:41 AM

6 Hey speaking of bowflex, thinking about getting one; does it take up much room??? Thinking of this as a family Xmas present. We all could use it.

Posted by: Laura at November 12, 2004 08:15 AM

7 That's the thing: for some of us it's not difficult to win a fight. But losing a fight...that takes guts.

Posted by: Rusty at November 12, 2004 08:48 AM

8 Foward this asshole my name and address. I'll be more than happy to assist him.

Posted by: Dick at November 12, 2004 09:39 AM

9 Strange that a Kerry supporter would want to fight. Kerry didn't.

Posted by: greyrooster at November 12, 2004 11:16 AM

10 I guess the only thing left to do is send this guy over to Iraq. When a battle of wits and constructive politics fails BARE FISTS....!!!! hahaha Let me know when the fight is Imma bring the pop-corn. And wear my I Support BUSH T-shirt

Posted by: Andrea at November 12, 2004 12:31 PM

11 Don't ever throw a fight.

My last physical fight came 18 years ago when I was 15 years of age.

This lad decided he wanted to pick on me. I could've spanked his ass but I'd gotten a bit of a reputation as a fighter and at that age, I wanted to concentrate on my education and leaving school at 16 with good grades.

I just let him wrestle me to the ground and hit me a few times, at which point he said, "Give up?" I said, "Yeah, I give up."

I got up and walked home and for the last 18 years I have wanted to revisit that day and put his fucking teeth down his throat.

Throwing a fight does not take guts.

If philosophical debate is what they're seeking then meet it in kind and treat them with the respect they deserve. Give it your best shot.

If physical force is what it someone is seeking to employ then meet it in kind. Again, treat them with the respect they deserve but always give it your best shot.

Posted by: Red Devil at November 12, 2004 04:53 PM

12 naa the bowflex is an exellent space saver workout machine.

doesnt take up a lot of space, and its best features are~~~

1. you can safely work out alone, with out fear of accidently killing yourself or injuring yourself benchpressing to much wieght. ***very importaqnt***

2. you can move through exercises fast, with out the hassle of putting on or taking off heavy plates, which could throw your back out if you move in an awkward way while doing it.

3. because its easy to use you can focus on a fast, high impact workout, in less time than with free wieghts or going to the gym. and unless you own the best most complete free wieght set up, you get more potential exercise stations/positions.

Posted by: rumcrook at November 12, 2004 07:43 PM

13 Yeah and I wanna look like that "50 year old grandmother" that does the commercial!

I'm almost there, just need to tone up a bit more.

Posted by: Laura at November 13, 2004 09:11 AM

14 If this guys a Kerry supporter he's already a bit of a wet flannel.
What gets me is how he deduces that a wet flannel is going to make any sort of impact on a Bushman.
Just a thought.

Posted by: wekno at November 13, 2004 07:32 PM

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