Today's Fight Club Homework: Fight a Kerry Supporter (and lose)
Via M.H. King this post from Craig's List. Loyal minions are hereby ordered to respond to this ad--and to lose the fight. Hell, why not just pick a fight with any Kerry supporter and lose?
Straight male seeks Bush supporter for fair, physical fight I would like to fight a Bush supporter to vent my anger. If you are one, have a fiery streek, please contact me so we can meet and physically fight. I would like to beat the shit out of you.It looks like Ace and the Headmistress found it too.
Posted by: Chad Evans at November 11, 2004 09:52 PM
Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer at November 11, 2004 10:57 PM
Posted by: Bloghorn Bleghorn at November 12, 2004 12:33 AM
since I bought my bowflex a couple years ago,I get more of a workout in less time than I ever did messin with free wheights,
as for the fight club wannabe, I'd fight him, ....but im not angry about anything, in fact since the election all is right with my world. har har har
Posted by: rumcrook at November 12, 2004 01:50 AM
Pipe dream, I know.
Posted by: Cindy at November 12, 2004 06:41 AM
Posted by: Laura at November 12, 2004 08:15 AM
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Posted by: Andrea at November 12, 2004 12:31 PM
My last physical fight came 18 years ago when I was 15 years of age.
This lad decided he wanted to pick on me. I could've spanked his ass but I'd gotten a bit of a reputation as a fighter and at that age, I wanted to concentrate on my education and leaving school at 16 with good grades.
I just let him wrestle me to the ground and hit me a few times, at which point he said, "Give up?" I said, "Yeah, I give up."
I got up and walked home and for the last 18 years I have wanted to revisit that day and put his fucking teeth down his throat.
Throwing a fight does not take guts.
If philosophical debate is what they're seeking then meet it in kind and treat them with the respect they deserve. Give it your best shot.
If physical force is what it someone is seeking to employ then meet it in kind. Again, treat them with the respect they deserve but always give it your best shot.
Posted by: Red Devil at November 12, 2004 04:53 PM
doesnt take up a lot of space, and its best features are~~~
1. you can safely work out alone, with out fear of accidently killing yourself or injuring yourself benchpressing to much wieght. ***very importaqnt***
2. you can move through exercises fast, with out the hassle of putting on or taking off heavy plates, which could throw your back out if you move in an awkward way while doing it.
3. because its easy to use you can focus on a fast, high impact workout, in less time than with free wieghts or going to the gym. and unless you own the best most complete free wieght set up, you get more potential exercise stations/positions.
Posted by: rumcrook at November 12, 2004 07:43 PM
I'm almost there, just need to tone up a bit more.
Posted by: Laura at November 13, 2004 09:11 AM
What gets me is how he deduces that a wet flannel is going to make any sort of impact on a Bushman.
Just a thought.
Posted by: wekno at November 13, 2004 07:32 PM
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