Zombie Arafat Dead (Again...sort of)
Arafat is said to be dead, again. You ever notice how the living dead never really die? Personally, I blame the worcester sauce. What will be Arafat's last words? That's easy. Via Jeff Quinton this news (or something like it) from Reuters:
Yasser Arafat may have only hours to live, a Palestinian source has said after Palestinian leaders discussed the president's health with doctors who are treating him at a French military hospital. "They spent about one hour with the French doctors and heard a detailed report on his medical condition. He is not dead but we are counting the hours," the source said.John Little finds another Reuters story claiming zombie Arafat is dead. Don't you people ever learn? You can't kill a zombie!!
Palestinian President Yasser Arafat is dead, senior Palestinian political sources said on Tuesday. The information from sources close to Arafat could not immediately be confirmed. “He is dead,” one of the sources close to Arafat said in Paris, where Arafat has been lying in a coma at a French hospital. Officials in the West Bank said they had not been informed that Arafat was dead.More Zombie watch all over the blogosphere, including: Quinton, Digger, Joyner, Collier, Swanky, Baldilocks, Truth, Lies, etc., Poliblogger, and so many more. Humorous takes: Sparse Matrix, MUSC Tiger, Bits Blog, Christo-Rama, QandO, and others
What gets me, is that the media was told that he was "stable" and not in a coma. Why all the denial though?
Enjoy Hell, Arafart.
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I am certain that Arafat will get a deluxe suite down the hall from Jeffrey Dalmer and Stalin. Maybe Hitler can be his room-mate.
Posted by: David at November 09, 2004 11:11 AM
Is fuckface's wife in denial or what?
Posted by: Laura at November 09, 2004 11:29 AM
"He's not dead, he's just sleeping!"
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Posted by: MikeAdamson at November 09, 2004 03:17 PM
It ain't, and he won't.
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Posted by: austin at November 10, 2004 03:18 AM
A Weekend in the Life of a Man Named Yasser
Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat told a cheering crowd of 3,000 supporters gathered outside his West Bank headquarters Saturday, that Israel can never get rid of him.
Arafat greeted 400 Palestinian schoolchildren at his headquarters Sunday and...said that he is not afraid to die.
"Our destiny is to be martyrs in this holy land," he said.
[On Saturday,] Arafat, smiling and waving his hands, dismissed Israel's latest threat to kill him saying, "The mountain cannot be moved by the wind".
He added that he's a martyr-in-waiting and vowed to continue to lead his people.
Man needs help.
It would appear that Yasser was neither a martyr-in-waiting NOR a mountain that cannot be moved by the wind. What-da-ya-know?
Yasser was already a warehouse clearance item. Going, going...
"If the United States asks us not to liquidate Yasser Arafat, I assume that the government will honor that request," [Israeli president Moshe] Katsav told Israel 's Channel Two TV.
Who the hell would buy Yasser Arafat, even at low, low prices?
Just for the headgear maybe?
It IS pretty snappy, you have to admit.
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