John Kerry = C3PO

Chad sent me this link. What can I say? I had to post on it. But, I have to admit, Kerry does sound an awful lot like 3PO

THREEPIO: We'll be destroyed for sure. This is madness!
We're doomed!
Secret mission? What plans? What are you talking about? I'm not getting in there!
Are you sure this things safe?
How did I get into this mess? I really don't know how.
No more adventures. I'm not going that way.
That malfunctioning little twerp. This is all his fault! He tricked me into going this way, but he'll do no better.
I'm only a droid and not very knowledgeable about such things. Not on this planet, anyways. As a matter of fact, I'm not even sure which planet I'm on.
I told him not to go, but he's faulty, malfunctioning; kept babbling on about his mission.[MORE]

Posted by: Rusty at 01:47 PM


1 That is hilarious! It could be, I mean, Kerry has been to so many places, been so many things ...

Posted by: MartiniPundit at September 27, 2004 04:54 PM

2 C3po wasn't nearly as irritating as listening to Kerry talk - I have to mute him, can't stand his voice. Never did understand what people liked about him or Kennedy and my parents were die-hard straight line Democrats from Massachusetts who used to run their campaigns. God, I hated politics as a kid and teenager.

Posted by: firstbrokenangel at September 29, 2004 05:52 AM

3 At least Kerry is able to say three or four words without stepping on his tongue. I have heard it said that Bush speaks very good Spanish, better than his very limited grasp of the English language. Maybe he should go run for President of Mexico. He could probably do well there considering how well known it is that the Mexican government is corrupt. He and Cheney would fit in very nicely there.

Posted by: Rick at October 29, 2004 08:22 PM

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