Sarah Bender: Guest Blogger

(As imagined by the Commissar)


"and then there is the lavish praise and appreciation for everything and anything new and different. new shoes? pop those suckers on with a little skirt and go prancing up and down each staircase and each hallway and watch the heads turn and occasionally roll. "cute shoes!" "oooh my gosh those are adorable!!!" "I LOVE YOUR SHOOOOES!!!!!! WHEREDIDYOUGETTHEMMMMM???" anytime you're testing an outfit, unsure of a purchase, sporting a new hairstyle, or simply in need of a little admiring, the Fleet Center is a sure place to get it. just wrap yourself in the warm, snuggly blanket of Party love and/or jealousy."

For more guest blogging action, see the Commie's post. Very funny!

Posted by: Rusty at 10:54 PM

Comments

1 Here's hoping that Sarah Bender joins the military so they can give her a new rack.

Posted by: Professor Chaos at July 29, 2004 05:34 AM

2 Dude, she's seventeen...so the fact that you're even thinking that is illegal, I think. I know it is in South Korea.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at July 29, 2004 02:51 PM

3 Haven't you ever heard the term, "officer I swear she said she's 19"?

It's called plausable deniability or no controlling legal authority or something.

Posted by: Professor Chaos at July 29, 2004 06:34 PM






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