Ketchup, Waffles, Bergers, Pants and Socks: The Contest
Jeff Quinton is having a contest and asked me to join in. Let's just say he made an offer I couldn't refuse.Here is my entry (with apologies to Jeff Goldstein). The Bergergate haiku:
Berger springs them
in autumn socks and winter pants
while ketchup waffles It aint so
krispy kreme doughnuts leave no room
in pants--Josh Marshall
Berger reminded us why
we call him "pantload"
Posted by: Senator PhilABuster at July 23, 2004 12:03 AM
Is it too late to attribute the above post to Hank Hill?
Posted by: Senator PhilABuster at July 23, 2004 12:04 AM
Posted by: Mud Blood & Beer at July 23, 2004 06:03 AM
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at July 23, 2004 04:01 PM
Posted by: Mud Blood & Beer at July 23, 2004 08:42 PM
A famous Australian cartoon seems apposite.
Stop lying! This is serious!
Posted by: CurrencyLad at July 24, 2004 06:58 PM
Posted by: Tessy Damien at November 24, 2004 02:38 AM
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