Ketchup, Waffles, Bergers, Pants and Socks: The Contest

Jeff Quinton is having a contest and asked me to join in. Let's just say he made an offer I couldn't refuse.

Here is my entry (with apologies to Jeff Goldstein).

The Bergergate haiku:

Berger springs them
in autumn socks and winter pants
while ketchup waffles

It aint so
krispy kreme doughnuts leave no room
in pants--Josh Marshall

Posted by: Rusty at 08:37 PM

Comments

1 While in the archives
Berger reminded us why
we call him "pantload"

Posted by: Senator PhilABuster at July 23, 2004 12:03 AM

2 LOL...I didnt realize the rules when I typed this. I thought it was just a regular haiku contest.

Is it too late to attribute the above post to Hank Hill?

Posted by: Senator PhilABuster at July 23, 2004 12:04 AM

3 Who's Hank Hill?

Posted by: Mud Blood & Beer at July 23, 2004 06:03 AM

4 Hank Hill, Methodist.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at July 23, 2004 04:01 PM

5 You're like
a
poet
dude.

Posted by: Mud Blood & Beer at July 23, 2004 08:42 PM

6 Parker:

A famous Australian cartoon seems apposite.

Stop lying! This is serious!

Posted by: CurrencyLad at July 24, 2004 06:58 PM

7 Really good work. I found a lot of profound information which can help me to go on. Thanks for all this input.

Posted by: Tessy Damien at November 24, 2004 02:38 AM






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