Mullah Maulana Samiul Haq Has Bad Knife Accident
SLAMABAD – Prominent Pakistani cleric Maulana Samiul Haq, also known as the "father of the Taliban," was killed in a knife attack at his home in the garrison city of Rawalpindi on Friday, his family and police said.Obviously he should have put a Jack-O-Lantern out to ward off the Evil Jinns! Lets dance!
Haq's son, Hamidul Haq, said his father was alone in his bedroom when he was attacked by an assailant, who escaped undetected. "My father has been martyred. He was alone at his home. His guard had gone out minutes before the attack and upon his return he saw my father in critical condition," he told reporters. Police say Haq, 81, was taken to a nearby hospital, where he died.
Posted by: Calypso Jones at November 02, 2018 04:20 PM
Or the guard got an offer he could not refuse.
Posted by: Kafiroon at November 02, 2018 05:25 PM
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Posted by: Bill Cook at November 03, 2018 08:06 PM
i cannot imagine a Hell that is not an improvement
over living in Pakistan.
sorry Barrack, i mean "Pock-i-stan."
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Posted by: John S at November 06, 2018 10:59 AM
Satan laughs at his tool.
Posted by: alialiali at November 06, 2018 03:52 PM
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