Mullah Maulana Samiul Haq Has Bad Knife Accident

He's dead Jim!:

SLAMABAD Prominent Pakistani cleric Maulana Samiul Haq, also known as the "father of the Taliban," was killed in a knife attack at his home in the garrison city of Rawalpindi on Friday, his family and police said.


Haq's son, Hamidul Haq, said his father was alone in his bedroom when he was attacked by an assailant, who escaped undetected.

"My father has been martyred. He was alone at his home. His guard had gone out minutes before the attack and upon his return he saw my father in critical condition," he told reporters.

Police say Haq, 81, was taken to a nearby hospital, where he died.

Obviously he should have put a Jack-O-Lantern out to ward off the Evil Jinns!

Lets dance!

Posted by: Howie at 12:33 PM


1 odd...Rawalpindi..same place that the judges dismissed charges on Asia Bibi. Isn't that interesting. AND, isn't it unfortunate that the guard had just walked out of the room.


Posted by: Calypso Jones at November 02, 2018 04:20 PM

2 "Escaped undetected." Definitely a Jinn
Or the guard got an offer he could not refuse.

Posted by: Kafiroon at November 02, 2018 05:25 PM

3 I am thinking this is no loss to the world. Definitely a jinn. Walked right in as the guard walked out. Probably used some high powered juju on him and everything. And then 'cut the bast*rd down!'

Posted by: Bill M at November 03, 2018 03:17 AM

4 He finally got to see the knife from the other end.

Posted by: Bill Cook at November 03, 2018 08:06 PM

5 he's gone to a better place.
i cannot imagine a Hell that is not an improvement
over living in Pakistan.

sorry Barrack, i mean "Pock-i-stan."

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at November 04, 2018 08:13 AM

6 Instead of a Jinn and tonic he got a Jinn and blade between the second and third ribs.

Mosaltov Mossad!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 06, 2018 12:37 AM

7 I suspect the son wanted to inherit his dad's goat while it was still fresh.

Posted by: John S at November 06, 2018 10:59 AM

8 Sent to 'allah' in hell.

Satan laughs at his tool.

Posted by: alialiali at November 06, 2018 03:52 PM

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