Caption Contest: Off Whitey Edition

Tough to beat, but give it a shot.

Fatwas will be issued.

Deadline extended because ya'll suck.

Posted by: Howie at 07:07 AM


1 fish gotta swim
birds gotta fly
guy who squeal on Italian social clubs
and talk to the FBI gotta die.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at October 31, 2018 08:20 AM

2 Anybody? Anybody? Mueller?

Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at October 31, 2018 08:50 AM

3 Bulger was a bad guy to be sure, but is it okay for one inmate to execute another...and where is the punishment for this? THis doesn't just hurt hurts all of us. West Virginia prison system and Governor should be ashamed. I'm ashamed of them. They fully acknowledge that the murderer is now King and will run any prison where he's incarcerated. WHAT. THE. HELL. This is state of our prison system?? Well it has hardly changed then has it. As Corrupt as our politicians.

Posted by: Calypso Jones at October 31, 2018 11:27 AM

4 I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see...
When I kill all the whiteys I see, then whitey he won't bother me...
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see...

Posted by: DON LEMON at October 31, 2018 02:42 PM

5 Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whitey got whacked
Nobody's going boohoohoo.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 31, 2018 07:43 PM

6 NAACP: "Whitey hung out to dry..."

Posted by: Frustrated Teacher at October 31, 2018 11:14 PM

7 I do not like this Federal slam, I do not like it James I am. I will not call it the big house, not even with a fuzzy cute mouse, I will not be beat with a box I will not be beat with locks in socks...oh!Dr. Suesian

Posted by: Roderick at November 01, 2018 12:38 AM

8 Murder by metaphor: 'lock her up.'

Posted by: Prison Poet at November 01, 2018 12:21 PM

9 Leave the lock -- take the cannoli.

Posted by: Kalifornia Kafir at November 01, 2018 03:12 PM

10 yet hillar walks free

Posted by: hencleberm at November 02, 2018 11:18 AM

11 When I think about this guy, I think about my own kids.
If I had a son.....and he crossed the mob......he just might end up looking like this bloody pile of meatballs.

Posted by: BARACK OBAMA at November 02, 2018 04:19 PM

12 the hitman sang-"And another one gone, another gone, another bites the dust. hey ya, hey I'm get you too another one bites the dust."

Posted by: Darth Tanis at November 02, 2018 06:02 PM

13 Whitey got whacked off.


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 05, 2018 02:11 PM

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