Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Ultraloser Edition (Update: Fatwas Issued)

Jordans going to jail! Jordan's going to Jail!

Jordan Hunt, 26, turned himself in to police Saturday.


Police allege that Hunt approached a group of anti-abortion protesters on Sunday, Sept. 30 at about 2:30 p.m. in the area of Keele Street and Bloor Street West and began to scribble on their signs and clothing with a marker.

When he was confronted by one of the protesters, Hunt kicked her in the shoulder, knocking the phone from her hand, police said.

In that incident, Hunt has been charged with eight counts of assault and seven counts of mischief under $5,000.

Also it seems this one of Jorday's hobbies. Bonus charge!
On Thursday, Aug. 2 at about 12 p.m., police were called to to the area of Dufferin Street and Dundas Street West for reports of an assault at an anti-abortion rally.

In that incident, Hunt has been charged with one count of assault.

Relentlessly mock Joran in comments, best mockery gets a Fatwa!

OK here we go, the I Will Cut UR Neck Fatwa issued against Bubba for.

He got a purdy mouth.
Unoriginal and stereotypical. just like we like it. But something tells that maybe Jordan doesn't consider that, ur um, an unpleasant prospect.

Ewww. Anyway torm Saxon's Gall Bladder earns the Why U insult Holly Koran? Fatwa for this Haiku thingy, Rusty Digs those but he's a dork.

they never attack men
of robust health,
and there are not enough
karate women out there
In fact I'm so Haiku illiterate I'm not even sure it is one anyway. But it looks kinda like one maybe. So that's enough for me, I don't want to have to think that hard.

Posted by: Howie at 08:06 AM



Posted by: JOHN at October 07, 2018 08:12 AM

2 Hello Jordan,
Steel Yourself for the coming Incarceration.
Once ....Just outside DaNang, I was sodomized by several drunken VC Brutes......They enjoyed it....The Bastards.........As I recall, It didn't hurt that much.

Posted by: RICHARD BLUMENTHAL at October 07, 2018 10:05 AM

3 Oh, to have been the target of that OTT telegraphed sissy kick.... easy block and drop with a spin hook to the head....but it wasn't me filming. Which is good, I guess, as he got to turn himself in rather than having a snotty, screaming meltdown handcuffed to a hospital bed.
Either way, he'll get a snotty, screaming meltdown when his cellmates discover he likes to kick women...

Posted by: dahozho at October 07, 2018 10:35 AM

4 I so hope he gets it in the end. heh heh heh

Posted by: Calypso Jones at October 07, 2018 11:05 AM

5 what's this bull about kicking her in the shoulder. First reports were the stomach area.

Posted by: Calypso Jones at October 07, 2018 11:06 AM

6 twenty six!! He looks 40.

Posted by: Calypso Jones at October 07, 2018 11:06 AM

7 He got a purdy mouth.

Posted by: Bubba at October 07, 2018 01:56 PM

8 Not so fast. The criminal protester got what she deserved.

Posted by: Pride Minister Justin at October 07, 2018 02:38 PM

9 Just go on and dance, little potato, Xian Tudou. LOLOL

Posted by: Calypso Jones at October 07, 2018 04:56 PM

10 they never attack men
of robust health,
and there are not enough
karate women out there.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at October 08, 2018 08:32 AM

11 He will be missed by the local Starbucks, his cat will celebrate.
I did notice how he did a very good look around to make sure that anyone who might be a man (they are getting rare in Canada) wasn't around to add more piercings to his face along with the dark eyeshadow his kind look best wearing.

Posted by: John S at October 08, 2018 09:13 AM

12 And then, his eyebrows fell off.

Posted by: Sea Dragon at October 08, 2018 06:41 PM

13 Soy boy shirtlifter
Likes to kick women does he?
Pig squeals in the cells!

Hey, you said you wanted haiku....


Posted by: Gyro Cadiz at October 09, 2018 05:34 AM

14 16 counts.

Posted by: Calypso Jones at October 09, 2018 08:34 PM

15 So could this be the new GIF for "Where's Rusty?"

Posted by: Orlando at October 10, 2018 02:24 PM

16 That foolish young man Jordan HuntDecided he'd commit a big stuntAssaulting protestersCalling them molestersHe's the classic definition of a C__t
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

Posted by: Gork at October 11, 2018 07:46 PM

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