Fatwa Mitch! (Update: Fatwas Issued!)

Caption this image of one of Mitch's protesters.

Fat jokes are not only allowed they are encouraged. Fat Jokes about Rusty get double dearth Fatwas even though he's not fat anymore.

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued.

The I Will Cut UR Neck Fatwa issued against Chef Boy-R-U-Fat for

An Antifa chick walks out of an Antipasto bar
The Why U Insult Holly Koran? issued against The Man from Athens for
Stop! I was gonna eat that!
And the Devil Will Do Meetballs From UR Body Fatwa issued against xtron for
I'll vote for you next Tuesday for a plate full of meatballs today

Posted by: Howie at 08:11 AM


1 Come back with my drumstick!

Posted by: Rick Lee at July 09, 2018 12:59 PM

2 30 minute hunger strike? That's how long it took Papa John's to deliver her next mean.

Posted by: Red Five at July 09, 2018 01:21 PM

3 sad sad attention whore 'protestor', wouldnt last 30 minutes in a third world country, where they would feed him his own ass.

a embarassment to the whole country.

Posted by: dragoornof at July 09, 2018 01:57 PM

4 Hey look, they're making politicians in handy snack sizes now. Come back Mitch, don't run, I know where you live.

Posted by: aussietrev at July 09, 2018 04:08 PM

5 Just pray the protest's not a sit-in.

Posted by: EyeSurgeon at July 09, 2018 04:52 PM

6 i'll vote for you next Tuesday for a plate full of meatballs today

Posted by: xtron at July 09, 2018 05:47 PM

7 Slow down Mitch. I'm tryin' to protest here.

Posted by: Bill M at July 09, 2018 06:03 PM

8 Woman in red: I am smarter than I am fat. wanna see?

Posted by: bioya1 at July 09, 2018 08:07 PM

9 Stop! I was gonna eat that!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 09, 2018 11:56 PM

10 Sandals, black socks, hairy legs and knee wraps!

Karnak says!

A German tourist that left their burqa at home while visiting land of non goat humping infidels!

And no pee porn...


Posted by: Fewenuff at July 10, 2018 12:42 AM

11 old white democratic leadership heading for supreme court pro-choice rally wondering if their next after militant dems voted out dem. leader fat joe crowley

Posted by: ran at July 10, 2018 03:41 AM

12 An Antifa chick walks out of an Antipasto bar....

Posted by: Chef Boy-R-U-Fat at July 10, 2018 09:45 AM

13 Welcome back Trigglypuff! We missed you.

Posted by: Kalifornia Kafir at July 10, 2018 02:20 PM

14 Fatwa? You mean Fat One.

Posted by: Nerb at July 11, 2018 05:51 AM

15 Hey hey, Ho ho...wait did someone bring Hoho's!

Posted by: J at July 11, 2018 11:21 AM

16 The guy in the red shirt is really heading to an incel meeting.

Posted by: JohnS at July 11, 2018 08:58 PM

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