Caption For Fatwa (Fatwas: Issued)

Yeah, I been busy.....

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The I Will Cut UR Neck Fatwa issued against aussietrev for

Photoshop, is there nothing you cannot do? Hope you guys weren't actually suckered in by this. Hardly fatwa caption worthy.
Everyone's a critic, banned! I swear!

The Why U Insult Holly Koran? Fatwa issued against Woof Man Jack for

Next high tide is in 6 hours
And the always popular Devil Will Do Meetballs From Your Body Fatwa issued against Kafiroon for
That's a whole lot of meatballs

Posted by: Howie at 08:27 AM


1 I'm ordering 2 x-large pizzas. You want anything?

Posted by: Beach Whales at May 30, 2018 07:58 AM

2 Cut the photo off at the elbows and up.
Now you cannot tell them apart. Twins!
That's a whole lot of meatballs!

Posted by: Kafiroon at May 30, 2018 09:24 AM

3 Photoshop, is there nothing you cannot do? Hope you guys weren't actually suckered in by this. Hardly fatwa caption worthy.

Posted by: aussietrev at May 30, 2018 01:25 PM

4 roseanne just got fired!

Posted by: ran at May 30, 2018 03:10 PM

5 Just two orders of the Mac and Cheese and the Philly. Too hot to eat.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 31, 2018 12:00 AM

6 This is the cover picture for a kiddie story titled "Oink1 and Oink2" showing the title characters.

Posted by: JDow at May 31, 2018 04:57 AM

7 It's 2018 and it's time Camel Toe joined the Gender Neutrality Movement!!!!!!

Posted by: Crazy Nancy Pelosi at May 31, 2018 01:28 PM

8 See any drones or HIMARS, honey?

Posted by: Bill Cook at May 31, 2018 03:55 PM

9 Yawknee or LouRawls?

Posted by: epador at May 31, 2018 09:48 PM

10 Next high tide is in 6 hours.

Posted by: Woof Man Jack at June 01, 2018 09:39 AM

11 Being overweight once was the privilege of the rich. I dont think thats the goal of so many, but they fall into the same pattern of prosperity leading to weight gain.

For many years it has been true that our country has had the fattest 'poor' people in the world.

It is sad to think/know (leftard driven public education) that so many haven't a clue what being REALLY poor means in most the world and how fortunate our citizens really are. Divisive Leftards DONT want that understanding to be known.

Posted by: hencklwrither at June 01, 2018 01:40 PM

12 The assimilation is almost complete...

Posted by: Patvann at June 02, 2018 04:26 PM

13 Left, or right, in the end most of your tax dollars go to waist!

USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at June 04, 2018 07:38 PM

14 Jaba has nothing on these two...

Posted by: Kuffar at June 05, 2018 07:29 AM

15 Who's the fat chick?

Posted by: Dan Patterson at June 07, 2018 07:12 AM

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