Fell Good Story of The Day: Hamas Dude Offs Himself

Sometimes problems just solve themselves.

One of our Top Ten “Fun” posts for 2017 concerned Muhammad Hemada Walid al-Quqa, the Hamas explosives chief who accidentally blew himself up. It’s what’s often called a “work accident.”

There was just another supposed work accident by another senior Hamas terrorist, who shot himself in the head while inspecting his weapon. Or at least it’s being claimed it was an accident.

Senior Hamas official Imad al-Alami, who is a key link between Gaza and Tehran, was shot in the head Tuesday morning, with the group’s spokesperson Fawzi Barhoum saying he accidentally discharged his own weapon while inspecting it.

Hamas-run Gaza Health Ministry spokesperson Dr. Ashraf al-Qidre said al-Alami is being treated at the intensive care unit in Gaza City’s Shifa Hospital and that his condition is critical.

Al-Alami, also known as Abu Hamam, was born in Gaza in 1956. He was one of the founders of Hamas, which controls the Gaza Strip, and served as the terror group’s main representative in Tehran for many years before moving to Damascus in 2008….

Al-Alami is unique among senior Hamas leaders for staying out of the press. He does not take part in press conferences nor is he active on any social media platform.

Oh he's not dead, he's a lingering vegetable. Too bad.

Posted by: Howie at 09:06 AM


1 The heartbreak of pre mature detonation...

Posted by: Kuffar at January 09, 2018 09:56 AM

2 Im sure the Democrats and their mouthpieces in the Media will be using this for their usual 'gun grab' bullshit.

Posted by: bermanpine at January 09, 2018 09:58 AM

3 "I shot myself in the head by accident
and now i am a lingering vegetable."
-- guy trying to get out of Suicide Bomb Duty

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at January 09, 2018 10:08 AM

4 That's not how you clean your gun.
THIS is how you clean your gun. . .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 09, 2018 12:52 PM

5 "Is it loaded Abu?
takes out pistol looks down barrel,
"Not anymore!"
You want Hummus with that vegetable?

Posted by: obsidan at January 09, 2018 01:30 PM

6 Poor guy, he botched a transition to barnyard animal in a desire to be popular, and ended up transitioning to vegetable instead.

Posted by: JohnS at January 09, 2018 09:54 PM

7 Palestinians also should have 2nd Amendment rights
Guns are good

Posted by: Carbuncle at January 09, 2018 10:20 PM

8 Maybe....Juice not have to use sling shot on this one?

Posted by: KIM at January 09, 2018 11:03 PM

9 Ho, ho, Hamas? No, Christmas! Still not sure, if I think I'll go with putting that not in the naughty but in the nice column, so long as it won't matter next year. Hopefully horde medics are as good with medical as senior military are with firearms.

Posted by: Doom at January 09, 2018 11:47 PM

10 I call BS on "accidentally shooting himself". These dicks have been playing with guns all their lives since they were 4 years old.
He must have been with someone's favorite goat and got shot for it.

Posted by: Kafiroon at January 10, 2018 11:29 AM

11 Soooo many terrorist scumbags, sooo few accidents.

Perhaps some 'empowerment' seminars given by leftist community organizers could help ??

Posted by: grebenacht at January 13, 2018 10:05 AM

12 Entrenching tool accident ?

Posted by: grebenacht at January 13, 2018 10:06 AM

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