Jawa PSA: Closed for Baby Jesus Birthday

Merry Christmas Jawas!

Power Droids all around!


We'll fix comments one of these days. Pixi has been notified but no telling when he'll get to it considering, you know, the importance of working on a comment server compared to drinking.

Update: Comments are back up: Drunk comments encouraged.

Update II

Update III: Its time to let old things die.

Posted by: Howie at 02:20 PM


1 Merpy Derpmas everyone!

Posted by: PixyMisa at December 22, 2017 07:37 PM

2 We're back!

Posted by: Howie at December 22, 2017 08:23 PM

3 happy solstice associated holiday of your choice,
Christmas being my favorite.

Hunter-gathering cultures do not have a solar calendar
and measure years by lunar cycles. Arabs, fer zample,
don't care about where the sun rises each morning.
That's why be bake cookies and light candles and
sing songs and they drive trucks through the mall.
I like the moon as much as the next Earthling but
come on, guys: have some gorram cocoa and open
a present.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at December 23, 2017 10:04 AM

4 Those are the Jawas I was looking for!
They are wrapped enough. Just deposit them by my Huukkah Bush.

Posted by: Kafiroon at December 23, 2017 10:41 AM


Posted by: JOHN at December 23, 2017 10:58 AM

6 Maybe.....If you see Man with Full Beard who drenched in sweat and smell of Wild Game....who carry suspicious package to home you live in......It not Muslim trying to blow up house and family .....again.........
....Maybe it Santa?

Posted by: KIM at December 23, 2017 11:09 AM

7 Those not elves, but they look, err, uh, conjugatable?

Posted by: epador at December 24, 2017 01:17 AM

8 Saxon doesn't dven know when the Muslims do call to prayer

Posted by: Carbuncle at December 24, 2017 02:55 PM

9 Well I do. The Shiite heads do it continuously. YOU, try living among them and hear for yourself. Hard to sleep in the so-called East Jerusalem area. We had 13 of the triple-damed recordings going off, one after the other.

And Merry Christmas Morning to Y'all of Good Cheer.

The rest of you who are not, know what you can do....

Posted by: Kafiroon at December 25, 2017 02:02 AM

Have those Jaws in the picture bathed, oiled, and sent to my quarters.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 25, 2017 04:12 PM

11 Here in Canada, December 25th is the day every year, we celebrate the birth of our Lord, savior and philosopher king, Justin Trudeau.

Posted by: Liberal Progressive at December 26, 2017 06:40 PM

12 Hey Liberal Progressive
We had one of those and a female wannabe version also.
We could send them both to free of any shipping charges.
Think how much fun you could have with three of them!

Posted by: Kafiroon at December 27, 2017 05:08 PM

13 that third update sounds suspiciously final, sir.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at December 30, 2017 07:18 AM

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