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Can't stop laughing...

Maruna IV, 22, is charged with attempted unlawful sexual contact with a minor, disseminating matter harmful to juveniles, possessing criminal tools, and importuning.

At the time of his arrest, police say Maruna was carrying an iPhone, a MAC book, three zip drives, a bottle of Astroglide lubrication, Vaseline lotion, two bottles of Sprite, and chicken alfredo in a Tupperware container.

Maruna is currently being held in the Mahoning County jail.

Hat Tip: Sonny.

Posted by: Howie at 08:43 AM


1 cops caught on to his ploys when
they saw a white van with a sign

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at December 14, 2017 10:01 AM

2 say good bye to state rep. dan johnson.

Posted by: ran at December 14, 2017 03:19 PM

3 Yeah, he was never charged. The girl for some reason, did not co-operate.

But the stuff that went to the grand jury got leaked. Which was basically the officer's report.

Quite the bad deal....

I know of the site the published the stuff, they're um. "controversial" to say the least.

Posted by: Howie at December 15, 2017 09:49 AM

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