Caption Contest: Krispy Crotch Episode II Edition (Fatwas Issued!)

Caption this image of Akayed Ullah.

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Because making fun of terrorists is permitted.

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

I'm so excited!

Anyway the I Will Cut UR Neck Fatwa issued against Kalifornia Kafir for

From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee...
Because....

The Why U Insult Holly Koran? Fatwa issued against Mike for

Chest and nuts roasting on a open fire..
The Devi Will Do Meetballs From UR Body Fatwa issued against Matt for
I blew the meatballs off my body!

Posted by: Howie at 10:56 AM

Comments

1 I blew the meatballs off my body!

Posted by: Matt at December 12, 2017 03:49 PM

2 "Chest and nuts roasting on a open fire..."

Posted by: Mike at December 12, 2017 07:38 PM

3 That's the LAST time I take advice from Achmed the Dead Terrorist....

Posted by: frustrated teacher at December 12, 2017 07:38 PM

4 Break out your plates!
The frank and beans are cooked!

Posted by: JohnS at December 12, 2017 09:04 PM

5 I didn't know that goats could bite.

Posted by: Christopher at December 12, 2017 11:32 PM

6 From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale.

Posted by: Kalifornia kafir at December 12, 2017 11:41 PM

7 Goodness, gracious, tiny balls afire!

Posted by: EyeSurgeon at December 13, 2017 12:36 AM

8 Oh Allah, OH ALLAH! RIGHT UP THE ASS! OH ALLAH!

{^_-}

Posted by: JDow at December 13, 2017 05:11 AM

9 Mama said...

(song based)

Posted by: Doom at December 13, 2017 12:05 PM

10 I bet he's about to dial 1800 ASK GARY...

Posted by: dc at December 13, 2017 12:06 PM

11 Make that - mama told me - Three Dog Night

Posted by: Doom at December 13, 2017 12:14 PM

12 No Paradise!
No Houris feeding me grapes!
No young Bacha Bazi Boys!
No Goats!
No Virgins!
No JUNK!

Posted by: Kafiroon at December 13, 2017 12:36 PM

13 I fought jihad and my balls lost.

To the tune of I fought the law.

Posted by: Robert Rolling at December 13, 2017 03:08 PM

14 There are easier ways to go transgender.

Posted by: Captain Harlock at December 13, 2017 04:50 PM

15 I think I blew my brains off.

Posted by: Captain Harlock at December 13, 2017 05:22 PM

16 that's one way to become one of the 72 virgins some lucky jihadist will enjoy after his successful bombing event.

Posted by: xtron at December 13, 2017 05:24 PM

17 Great balls of fire my balls are on fire!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 14, 2017 12:12 AM

18 Self-Castration for Dummies

Couldn't read, but followed the pictures ...

Posted by: trafilgur at December 17, 2017 08:06 AM

19 When you whine about palestine you will now do it in a higher register...

Posted by: trafilgur at December 17, 2017 08:09 AM






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