Where is Dr. Rusty Shackleford? The Krispy Kreme Incident

Rusty came into some money!

A man who was arrested for possession of "methamphetamine" that turned out to be donut glaze recently received $37,500 from the city of Orlando

Rusty(sic) said Riggs-Hopkins initially was not sure what "sort of narcotic" she had discovered. "I kept telling them, 'That's…glaze from a doughnut," Rushing told the Orlando Sentinel. "They tried to say it was crack cocaine at first. Then they said, 'No, it's meth, crystal meth.'"

...accused of possessing meth "with a weapon" (his legally carried handgun), which made a third-degree felony, punishable by up to five years in prison, into a second-degree felony, punishable by up to 15 years in prison. He was handcuffed and taken to the county jail, where he was strip-searched and locked up for 10 hours before being released on $2,500 bail. Three days later, after a lab test found no illegal substance in the evidence recovered by Riggs-Hopkins, the charges against Rushing were dropped. The lab test was not specific enough to identify which brand of donut the glaze came from...

You know what this means? It means Shackleford is buying lunch!

Posted by: Howie at 08:58 AM

Comments

1 It gets cruller. In the raw glaze of afterthought, police still donut believe her alibi.

Posted by: Tim Horton at October 17, 2017 10:51 AM






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