Turkey Votes Expanded Powers to Chancellor Erdogan

The Turkish people have voted for the creation of a Clone Ottoman Empire to counter the threats of the Separatists.

urkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has declared victory in a referendum over a new constitution that will make him far more powerful, potentially for many more years to come. The result, which the opposition is calling fraudulent, promises to make Turkey less democratic, more bitterly divided and more religious than ever.

It comes as no surprise that at the last minute, when the counting showed the "no" vote was threatening the thin lead of the pro-Erdogan "Yes" vote, electoral authorities stepped in to announce they would allow unsealed ballots to be counted, in contravention to the rules.

Darth Khalifisus Chancellor Erdogan was quotes as saying, "Execute order 66".

Posted by: Howie at 08:11 AM


1 51% agree with Erdodan. To late to cry about it now. The West just doesn't understand the mind of Muslims. That's why I've always said OUTLAW ISLAM in the West.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 17, 2017 09:10 AM

2 You have to wonder what the average Turk on the street was thinking when they voted for this.

Posted by: Gork at April 17, 2017 11:19 AM

3 Ataturk is spinning in his grave.

At least until the Mohammadans dig him up and desecrate his bones.

Posted by: Spiny Norman at April 17, 2017 11:55 AM

4 death of modern turkey and bad times a-commin' for the turkish people.

Posted by: libeloustarg at April 19, 2017 02:40 PM

5 @Gork:

Apparently you have never read 'From Russia With Love" (the novel).

Ian Fleming said something to the effect of the Turks miss being beaten by their leaders, and their sultans and rapes.

Posted by: shadowofashade at April 21, 2017 11:03 PM

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