The Princess Has Passed - Drowned In Moonlight, Strangled By Her Own Bra

We at Jawa Report are on mourning. Carrie Fisher has passed away.

Carrie Fisher died Tuesday morning ... days after suffering a massive heart attack on board a flight from London to LAX ... a family spokesperson has confirmed.

TMZ broke the story ... Fisher was on a flight from London to LAX Friday when she suffered the heart attack 15 minutes before landing. People on the plane tell TMZ she appeared lifeless.

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Image credit: Rolling Stone.

A passenger who's an EMT performed CPR on Carrie and once the flight landed, paramedics rushed her to UCLA Medical Center where she remained in intensive care until her death.

The family had said she was in "stable condition" but we're told she was not responsive after her medical emergency.

We just ran one of Carrie's tweet's last week.

RIP....


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[UPDATE By DMartyr]: I just wanted to add, here and in title, Carrie Fisher drowned in moonlight, strangled by her bra. Goodnight, Princess.

Posted by: Howie at 01:01 PM

Comments

1 Years of cocaine and alcohol will do that to ya!

Posted by: Reg at December 27, 2016 02:04 PM

2 "And a rovin' a rovin' a rovin' I'll go

For a pair of brown eyes"
>The Pogues<

Good bye Brown eyes, see you on the other side.

Posted by: obsidian at December 27, 2016 02:09 PM

3 **Rebels Attention!! Present Arms!!**
Rest In Peace Princess.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 27, 2016 05:37 PM

4 NNOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Alan at December 27, 2016 06:02 PM

5 And now the slave princess Leia costume will forever be enshrined in the hearts of nerds everywhere...

Posted by: Gork at December 27, 2016 06:11 PM

6 Goodnight, sweet one.

Posted by: Valerie at December 27, 2016 06:27 PM

7 Rest in Peace now Princess, the galaxy is back in the hands of the Force and the Jedi will not rest till all the swamps everywhere have been drained and made anew. 2016 has been a year of terrible losses of some of the most iconic performers ever. Numerically it is a 9 year, a year of endings and preparation for the new year which will be a 1 year, a year of new beginnings and promise. Just thank the Force that the Evil Empress will not be sitting in the White House and hope that Trump is good to his word. I would imagine the goings on since his electoral college victory have steeled his resolve. May his light sabre swing true and cut cleanly.

Posted by: Aussietrev at December 27, 2016 08:01 PM

8 A part of the 12 year old boy in me who went to see star wars in 77 and saw the whole world as new and full of possibilities at the beginning of life just died a little bit.....

Posted by: rumcrook at December 27, 2016 10:31 PM

9 She lit up the screen for a 14 year old and became my first screen crush. Later, her sense of humor and honesty about her failings in life gave her a depth few actresses ever truly achieve. She will ALWAYS be my Princess. May the force be with you, wherever you may roam!

Posted by: Frustrated Teacher at December 28, 2016 01:30 AM

10 "There is another Skywalker"

Posted by: Rex Mundi at December 28, 2016 02:00 AM

11 What rumcrook said. Except I was a horny, nerdy 15 year old... ;-)

Posted by: Spiny Norman at December 28, 2016 11:23 PM

12 Drugs and a healthy heart don't mix. I'll light a joint in her memory.

Posted by: Greyrooster at December 30, 2016 09:35 AM






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