Jawa Christ-O-Hannukah Special

I'm going to hell, aren't I?

Posted by: Howie at 10:25 AM

Comments

1 I think so.

Posted by: Greyrooster at December 09, 2016 11:43 AM

2 Rooster, why you no like this multi-cultural effort?

Oh, wait....

Posted by: Gork at December 09, 2016 06:03 PM

3 Gork: You know multiculturalism doesn't work. Example: Palestine/Israel.
Would you trust a Muslim dressed in a Xmas sweater. Or would you first look under the sweater.
Besides you guys don't believe in heaven and I intend to go there and pay off someone so Howie can join me.

Posted by: Greyrooster at December 09, 2016 08:11 PM

4 Howie: Please don't ban Omar. I'm sitting here with a fresh margarita, listening to Donald Trump's Michigan thank you rally on TV. Then add my laptop and laughing at Omar sucks rants. HEAVEN to an old Conservative, homophobe, Islamophobe, racist. Who on occasion is a bigoted anti semite.
We need more camel jockeys. Particularly black ones. They're the most entertaining.
OUTLAW ISLAM and Al Sharpton.

Posted by: Greyrooster at December 09, 2016 08:25 PM

5 This is a nice antidote to all those Christian videos mocking Hanukkah.

Posted by: runrunreindeer at December 10, 2016 01:36 AM

6 It may be Geoffrey pretending to be Omar hell I don't know.

I banned banning for Christmas....

Anyway I've not banned anyone....

Posted by: Odie Wan Kenodie at December 10, 2016 08:24 AM

7 II. When talking to redneck / white trash like Greyrooster:

1. Shouldn't you be out cornholing a canoer?
2. A lonely case of Pabst Blue Ribbon is waiting for you at the 7-11.
3. I hear wife-beating is now an Olympic event. Excited?
4. By the way, who were those two dudes having sex in your truck earlier?
5. I don't want to take up your time - you've got crosses to burn, mayonnaise sandwiches to eat, pro-wrestling to watch, etc. etc.
6. Isn't there a sheep somewhere in desperate need of lovin'?
7. So, who peed in your gene pool?
8. Does your family tree have branches, or is it just one long braid?
9. If your IQ is higher than your age, I demand a recount.

ROFL

Posted by: Lewis aka Greyrooster aka White Trash at December 10, 2016 01:09 PM

8 Oh I see Gork. I salute you, bro! Long time no see!

Where is Moshe Ben Avaram and Stable Hand? Any information on those 2 people and how they're doing?

Posted by: Lewis aka Greyrooster aka White Trash at December 10, 2016 01:11 PM

9 A fraylichen ChristaChanukah!!!

Posted by: Kailfornia Kafir at December 10, 2016 01:12 PM

10 See jokes about White Trash like Greyrooster:

Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? That way they can both watch wrestling. Q: What do you call a redneck bursting into flames? A: A Fire Cracker! What do rednecks call ductape? Chrome. What do two rednecks say after breaking up? Lets just be cousins. Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y'all.. Watch this! Did you hear about the new 3 million dollar Tennessee State Lottery? The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years. How do you end a party in a trailer park? Flush the punchbowl. Q: Why did the Redneck highjack a plane and demand to be taken to Jeopardy A: Because he was told that 1000 jobs were in Jeopardy. Why do folks from Tennessee go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? 17 and under are not admitted. What do you call a goat on a mountain? Hillbilly. Where does a redneck live? "Inbread" Why did O.J. Simpson want to move the Tennessee? Everyone there has the same DNA. Why do ducks fly over trailer parks upside down? There's nothing worth craping on! Q: What does a redneck do when his dishwasher stops working? A: Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work. How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck. Q: What Happens When Southern People Can't Talk Anymore? A: They Go Through Withdrawal. Q: What happens when you sing country music backwards? A: You get your wife and job back. Q: How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck? A: Anyone else would have called it a "teethbrush". What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia? In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor. Q. Why do ducks fly over Arlington upside down? A. There's nothing worth craping on! Q: What are the only two seasons a Redneck can name? A: Football and Construction. Q: Why don't they allow rednecks into Sea World? A: Because fishing poles are not allowed! What is a Redneck's defense in court? "Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence." What's the difference between Helen Keller and a redneck? She got famous for not being able to read. What do they call it in Kentucky? "Life Styles of the Rich and Famous." How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum? Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars. Why did God invent armadillos? So that rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell. What can a pizza do that a redneck can't do? Feed a family of 4 Q: Why didn't the possum cross the road? A: Because in the trailer park he's the other white meat! Q: What do you call 4 rednecks pushing a pickup truck? A: White Power! Q: How does an redneck get a girlfriend? A: By responding to a message on the wall of a mens room at a truck stop! Q: How do you casterate a Redneck? A: Kick his sister in the mouth Q: What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo? A: A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe. Q. How did the redneck die from drinking milk? A. The cow fell on him! Q: Whats forty feet long and has only 14 teeth? A: The front row at a Garth Brooks Concert. Q: What should you do if you find three rednecks buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get more cement. Q: How do rednecks fish? A: With dynamite Q: What do you call a redneck swimming in the ocean? A: A saltine cracker. Q: What do rednecks and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up. Q: Why do rednecks drive old pick up trucks? A: So they can park in handicap spaces. Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up. Q: How do rednecks spend the first week of the school year? A: Studying the Miranda Rights

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/redneckjokes/redneckjokes.html

Posted by: Lewis aka Greyrooster aka White Trash at December 10, 2016 01:13 PM

11 Jokes about Greyrooter aka White Trash folks:

Q: Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? That way they can both watch wrestling. loooooool

Q: What do you call a redneck bursting into flames? A: A Fire Cracker! What do rednecks call ductape? Chrome.

Q: What do two rednecks say after breaking up? Lets just be cousins.

Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y'all.. Watch this!

Q: Did you hear about the new 3 million dollar Tennessee State Lottery? The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.

Q: How do you end a party in a trailer park? Flush the punchbowl.

Q: Why did the Redneck highjack a plane and demand to be taken to Jeopardy A: Because he was told that 1000 jobs were in Jeopardy.

Q: Why do folks from Tennessee go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? 17 and under are not admitted.

Q: What do you call a goat on a mountain? Hillbilly.

Q: Where does a redneck live? "Inbread" Why did O.J. Simpson want to move the Tennessee? Everyone there has the same DNA.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/redneckjokes/redneckjokes.html

Posted by: Lewis aka Greyrooster aka White Trash at December 10, 2016 01:20 PM

12 Q: Who is Greyrooster's mom? She is his sister as well!

loooooooooooool
ROFL

Posted by: Lewis aka Greyrooster aka White Trash at December 10, 2016 01:21 PM

13 My God someone taught a sand wigger to cut and paste. See what happens when you teach them the White man's language. Reminds me of Planet of the Apes.

Posted by: Greyrooster at December 11, 2016 01:38 AM

14 Hey, I loved this, having entered puberty in a Jewish/Catholic neighborhood in Jersey as the only WASP for miles. My favorite song then was :

I've seen guilt from both sides now
...


yet I still don't really know guilt at all.

Posted by: epador at December 11, 2016 09:59 AM

15 You are in Redneck / white trash mode
I'm gonna rustle me up sum possum stoo!

This'll jar your preserves, you cross-eyed trailer trash ... You is like a booger that you can't thump off!.

Git mah gun, you buck-toothed trailer trash ... Well, sub-divide me and kentucky-fry me!.

Git off mah land, you lard eatin hick ... You is uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits.

I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style, you lard eatin white trash ... You is uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits.

This'll jar your preserves, you illiterate hillbilly ... Well, sub-divide me and kentucky-fry me!.

Posted by: Lewis aka Greyrooster aka White Trash at December 11, 2016 01:10 PM

16 AMERICA VANQUISHED, Part 1: America as an Israeli Colony
Lasha Darkmoon

https://www.darkmoon.me/2011/america-vanquished-part-1-america-as-an-israeli-colony/

These White Trash are enslaved today, and here they're talking sh-t. The entire West is a Zionist plantation. Talk of something when you're slave today, Greyrooster White Trash boy.

Posted by: Lewis aka Greyrooster aka White Trash at December 11, 2016 01:30 PM

17 Sunday football. Margaritas and chips with mango salsa while laughing at the monkey boy's 3rd grade rantings. Priceless.

Posted by: Greyrooster at December 11, 2016 04:58 PM

18 Who gave the Monkey call?

Posted by: Max at December 11, 2016 05:12 PM

19 Shiite slinging monkey boy sometimes shows up uninvited.

Posted by: Greyrooster at December 13, 2016 11:49 PM






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