Reader Love Mail: Omar Omar Where For Art Thou Omar Edition

A dear reader describes Jawa Report.

you're all bigots, Islamophobes, and losers.
Dude you don't need that comma with and.

What, are you trying to take my crown as King of the Random Comma?

Posted by: Howie at 07:49 AM


1 Aww, and No Pok!

Posted by: Anonymous at December 07, 2016 09:14 AM

2 Howie, go and learn how to use coordinating conjunctions in a 3 or more series.

Most of the Jawa Report goers are losers who have no life and Jeff Shackleford is a coward who hides his identity. This coward denies who he is, is constantly on the move, and doesn't want to be identified. He is a typical Islamophobe who spreads hate behind the screen.

Greyrooster is also a white trash.

But boys I missed Stable Hand. Is she safe and still with us?

Posted by: Jawa Report Sucks at December 07, 2016 10:26 AM

3 Another discovery: The so-called 'Jawa Report' is an Israeli Zionist Front.


Posted by: Jawa Report Sucks at December 07, 2016 10:59 AM

4 Jeff Shackleford?

LMAO! You're my fave troll Omar because you're such an idiot.

Again the comma with and on the coordinated conjunctions is WRONG!

Posted by: Odie Wan Kenodie at December 07, 2016 11:16 AM

5 Not to split hairs, but I was taught to write this way and it is still widely taught today.

"A coordinating conjunction joining three or
more words, phrases, or subordinate clausescreates a series and
requires commas between the elements."
---Grammar Bytes

"When you have three or more times in a series, you generally use a comma before
the coordinating conjunction. Some handbooks and style guides will tell
you that this comma is optional, but my advice is to put it in."
---Towson University's Online Writing Support (conjunctions)

This is considered an acceptable grammatical use of the comma. I was also taught this rule in private school and public school when I was growing up. Both ways are acceptable. In my case, I favor its use. In certain circumstances, the use of a comma can help clarify the meaning of the list in the sentence, thus preventing it from being misunderstood.

On the other hand, you are right about Omar.

Also, what is so bad about being an Israeli Zionist Front?
Heh! You guys are the greatest!

Posted by: Whiskey Bravo at December 07, 2016 12:16 PM

6 My advice is the last comma is spurious, unless you intend to indicate a pause on the spoken word.

, + and = double conjunction.

But whatever. Shall we move on to the apostrphie in Whore?

Posted by: Odie Wan Kenodie at December 07, 2016 12:23 PM

7 Correction,

I meant to say Rusty Shackleford - the cocksucker who is a coward and hides behind screen. Howie is a coward too. Or they could be the same person!

Now, that you being educated on the coordinating conjunctions, bring the next one. What kind of a professor that doesn't know on how to use the comma with coordinating conjunctions. Once loser, always a loser.

Islam will remain victorious, and the last Islamic Khilafa will be based in Jersualem. Once it is placed there, no one will be able to remove it. That is a divine promise!


Is that you Jeff? rectum healed up yet?)

Posted by: Jawa Report Sucks at December 07, 2016 12:37 PM

8 Showing around the IP address is just a bullying tactic. Coward Rusty, when are you gonna reveal your identity? Running endless hate behind a computer screen is a sign of cowardliness.

Posted by: Jawa Report Sucks at December 07, 2016 01:22 PM

9 You misspelled 'knucklehead' in your headline.

Posted by: Robert17 at December 07, 2016 06:54 PM

10 Omar needs to understand that MPJ has had trolls like him for as long as it has existed. And did it just use freedetainees as a news source????

Posted by: MeanKitteh at December 07, 2016 07:18 PM

11 Actually Omar is right (stuck clock?). There are many reasons to use what is called a "serial comma" or "oxford comma".

This book is dedicated to my parents, Ayn Rand and God.
They went to Oregon with Betty, a maid and a cook. (is that 1,2,or3 people)?

Posted by: Michael E. Stora, Ph.D. at December 07, 2016 07:26 PM

12 "Shall we move on to the apostrphie in Whore?

Ha! Good one, Odie. Now that one had me in stitches and caught me completely off guard. I'm still laughing. Nice!

On another subject:
How can you guys tolerate these idiot trolls? You have far more patience than I do. Anyway, you are all doing a great job. Keep up the good work, Jawas.

Posted by: Whiskey Bravo at December 07, 2016 08:22 PM

13 Because trolling the islamist morons is great, especially when they keep responding and are shooting their blood pressure higher and higher to that eventually they'll have a stroke. That is if the goat transmitted STDs don't do them in first.

Posted by: mdb at December 07, 2016 09:39 PM

14 I gotta laugh at these Islamophobes whenever they bring the goat slurs up. First, not sure why they refer their women to goats when Muslim men in the West are messing with their chicks. Second, these punks rape their hogs, so if anyone is gonna get STDs, it is them getting it from their hogs.

@Mean Kitteh, what is your problem with Muslims. Give up the hate, lady. I have no intention of returning those charges.

Can someone tell me if Stable Hand and Moshe Ben Avram are still in this blog?

Anyhow, I used to be in this forum back in 2011 and 2012. It still don't have enough people and you're still haters. Give it up, people. Hate only consumes to those who hate!

I am gonna take off. What a boring place. Most of the Islamophobes have a short life and very boring as well.

Trump sucks too.

Posted by: Jawa Report Sucks at December 07, 2016 11:17 PM

15 Don't chastise the Oxford Comma.

Posted by: RRmike at December 08, 2016 04:30 AM

16 Comma Comma Comma Comma Comma Chameleon....

You come and go, you come and goooo ooooohhhh!

Posted by: Odie Wan Kenodie at December 08, 2016 07:40 AM

17 geez, i wander off for a day
and a troll waddles in.
I should mop this place now.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at December 08, 2016 08:56 AM

18 I think Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder is Rusty himself. This goon has described himself to be a gay. This goon is talking like a man when his behind takes a massive beating his fellow Zionist jawas. He's also a coward as he can't confirm who he is.

Once a loser, always a loser!

Posted by: Jawa Report Sucks at December 08, 2016 10:07 AM

19 I need to know where the lady who used to go with the Stable Hand nick is, people? Is she still with us? I remember people talking about being sick sometimes, so I am just checking if she's still around.

Another point: Muslims are over 1.6 billion people. Hating them an their religion makes no sense. Grow up people and stop the hate.

Posted by: Jawa Report Sucks at December 08, 2016 10:11 AM

20 Maybe.....After January 20th....INS Agents deport Mohammad's Troll back to Great Sand Box of Death......Before he go all Muslim and begin to kill....rape....torture and behead everybody he can.........I no use comma.....just dots.......

Posted by: KIM at December 08, 2016 12:40 PM

21 Well, I will admit to being a bigoted islamophobe. So this Muslim idiot is correct about one thing.

Posted by: Greyrooster no PHD at December 08, 2016 05:15 PM

22 Is White trash better than brown trash? I think so. Brown trash still hasn't figured out how to make toilet paper. They also believe a pedophile is God's prophet. Goats? We refer to goats because Muslim women remind us of them. Muslims consider goats to be a dual purpose animal. When they figure out how to build a ladder the camels had better watch out. Remember what I've been saying for over twenty years. OUTLAW ISLAM. The last twenty years will prove my point. Everywhere these stinking sub humans go there's always trouble right behind them.

Posted by: Greyrooster no PHD at December 08, 2016 05:24 PM

23 Jawa report sucks expects others to post what he is to cowardly to do. These Muslims are so brave. I guess fornicating with goats that look like their mothers makes them think they're brave. Ha. Ha.

Posted by: Greyrooster no PHD at December 08, 2016 05:34 PM

24 OUTLAW ISLAM? But wouldn't we miss the whining?

Posted by: Piss on Jawa sucks at December 08, 2016 05:46 PM

25 Outlawing Islam could cost Americans jobs. The welfare check lines would certainly get shorter. Therefore the welfare dept wouldn't need as many employees.
Then we must consider the people engaged in producing goat feed. Without Muslims fornicating with goats before they eat them many jobs could be lost. The entire goat market could collapse.

Then again we were doing just fine before the Muslims arrived so who needs them. And the goats. The middle east is barren because of them.

These sub human Muslimes run around killing innocent people then whine and cry saying they are the victims. Notice it's the Muslim scum who are doing the killing. Not the other way around.

Posted by: Greyrooster at December 08, 2016 06:00 PM

26 I gotta laugh at the white trash named Greyrooster talking about food stamps and welfare. The largest recipient of welfare are the white trash like him.

"Nationally, most of the people who receive benefits from the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are white. According to 2013 data from the U.S. Department of Agriculture, which administers the program, 40.2 percent of SNAP recipients are white, 25.7 percent are black, 10.3 percent are Hispanic, 2.1 percent are Asian and 1.2 percent are Native American."


The irony is, these white trash stay on welfare for years while raping their hogs, and then they go and accuse others on the same disgusting bestiality that they practice on daily basis. The rites for a young white trash male to pass to manhood is to rape hogs until he gets married. They call it "honing sexual skills". Sick people!

Posted by: Jawa Report Sucks at December 08, 2016 06:13 PM

27 This place, has not had, a flat out, Ramalamadingdong, worshiping troll, for ages.
Since, the average IQ, of say Somalis, is 68, don't expect, too much, from this one.

Posted by: Kafiroon at December 08, 2016 06:18 PM

28 Fact 1: The largest recipient of welfare are the white trash. Read here to learn more:

"Nationally, most of the people who receive benefits from the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are white. According to 2013 data from the U.S. Department of Agriculture, which administers the program, 40.2 percent of SNAP recipients are white, 25.7 percent are black, 10.3 percent are Hispanic, 2.1 percent are Asian and 1.2 percent are Native American."

Fact II: The white trash horn their skills by practicing bestiality. It is a custom that every young, white trash male to bang their hogs. It is part of the rites for young, white trash males to pass to manhood.

Posted by: Greyrooster is a White Trash at December 08, 2016 06:19 PM

29 Maybe I was too optimistic. Huffy Poo as a source? Can you find ANY site that is more biased?

Posted by: Kafiroon at December 08, 2016 06:22 PM

30 Ah! So Jawa sucks is a black muzzie. I figured. 13% of Americans are black yet they receive 26% of welfare. What's wrong with that picture? Jawa sucks is a wagger is truly trash. So much so that he doesn't even know when he's talking to his betters. BOY I once had many knee grows on my payroll. But my Mexican foreman fired them. Claiming they were lazy, undependable and thieves. The balance sheets now prove he was right.
A black muslim must be confusing. To eat the hog or screw it.
Blacks haven't ever contributed anything to modern society. Like apes all they can do is mimic humans. Some gave one of them credit for inventing peanut butter but that's a myth. People in Virginia made peanut butter decades before. So what are they good for? They produce nothing. Invent nothing. So what's the point of having them here. Shipping them back to the jungle is the proper thing to do. In others words remove them from being in competition with more advanced humans. Their inferiority will never allow them to get along with the more advanced races. Blame Darwin. Not me. Mother Nature doesn't make things equal. But the fault falls on greedy White people. We should have picked our own cotton.

Posted by: Greyrooster at December 08, 2016 07:38 PM

31 Nothing worse than the smell of a Jawa Sucks aka knee grow sucks.

These black muzzies aren't worth the air they breath. They dress like White people. Use the White man's language. Use the White man's inventions. Beg for the White man's medicine.
Africa has never created anything of value. But much without value. Like smallpox, ebola, aids, Al Sharpton and other worthless things.
Instead of giving them our medicines to keep them alive we should be working on a Sickle Cell accelerator. Now there's an invention that would truly help the world.
Jawa sucks aka knee grow sucks in nothing but a porch monkey biting the hand that feeds him. Must suck to know you're nothing but worthless dead weight.

Posted by: Jawa sucks sucks pigs at December 08, 2016 07:50 PM

32 Jawa sucks is a porch monkey:
Don't go away BOY! Your betters wish to teach you a few things. Like How it bes to talk right. Know wat I be sayin? Best way to save tax payers money is pay the Jawa Sucks sucks pigs in bananas. Hard to trade bananas for crack. But I know his mama will figure a way. Know wats I be sayin?

Posted by: Greyrooster at December 08, 2016 07:59 PM

33 We need a black telling White people how to speak their own language. Like a White telling a black how to speak Swahili. But what do you expect from a porch monkey who has relatives back in da mothu country who still eat people and don't know what toilet paper is.

Posted by: Greyrooster at December 08, 2016 08:02 PM

34 When talking to redneck / white trash like Greyrooster:

1. Shouldn't you be out cornholing a canoer?
2. A lonely case of Pabst Blue Ribbon is waiting for you at the 7-11.
3. I hear wife-beating is now an Olympic event. Excited?
4. By the way, who were those two dudes having sex in your truck earlier?
5. I don't want to take up your time - you've got crosses to burn, mayonnaise sandwiches to eat, pro-wrestling to watch, etc. etc.
6. Isn't there a sheep or a hog somewhere in desperate need of lovin'?
7. So, who peed in your gene pool?
8. Does your family tree have branches, or is it just one long braid?
9. If your IQ is higher than your age, I demand a recount.

Posted by: Kaafiroon is a Faggot at December 08, 2016 10:16 PM

35 California Style Trailer Trash Jokes for Greyrooster and company

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan
jokes, somebody had to come up with this:

You know you're from California if:

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and
is named Flower.

5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and

8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a
baseball cap and sunglasses who like George Clooney really
IS George Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember . . .is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every
newsstation: "STORM WATCH."

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are
all busy with their cells or pagers.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an
hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

17. HEY!!!! Is pot really illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal
trainers and cosmetic surgeons.

19. The Terminator is your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If
you're here illegally, they want to give you one.

New Cousins, White Trash Jokes

You know your White Trash when....

You've ever scraped your elbows trying to get something out of a dumpster.
Your kids use Cheeze Whiz in place of toothpaste.
You clean fish on your ironing board.
Your favorite color is shiny.
You wish you could bend your head down as far as your dog can.
You fix slower-than-dog-shit traffic lights with a 12 gauge shotgun.
You know where to get government cheese.
Your attorney can be reached at 1-800-WIP-LASH.
Your kids are the source of school head lice epidemics.
Your kids end up on milk cartons before you notice they're missing.
Your wife thinks her thighs look thinner in Spandex.
You keep your shed more secure than your house.
You wish those nosy, pencil-pushing retards at the Division of Insurance Fraud would leave
you the hell alone.
You live in Toledo, Ohio because you want to.
You've seen someone spray their telephone with Lysol after you used it.
Your Job skills include being handy with cattle prod and knowing how to roll back an odometer.
You've ever told your wife that Jean-Claude Van Damme is a Homo.
Your kids give meaning to the term 'nose mining'.
You put Kool-Aid in baby bottles.
You keep spare Ferris wheel parts in your shed.
Your wife asks about layaway at flea markets.
Your girlfriend breaks her ankle bracelets on your rearview mirror.
Your idea of good luck is finding arm rest towels to match leopard skin slip covers.
Your Dad had a real knack for finding things at the dump that were "too damned good" to be
thrown away.
Your wife poses for the BEFORE pictures in miracle weight loss ads.
You've ever threatened to kill one of the neighbor kids for messing with your tackle box.
Your wife's favorite wedding present was a pair of goggles.
You think a pap smear is what daddy wipes on his jeans after a healthy sneeze.
You know which end of the chicken a possum prefers to eat first.
The sight of a Slim Jim makes your wife's mouth water.
You know how mountain oysters taste, or for that matter, you know what they are.
You think Samsonite is someone you read about in the Bible.
You'd rather watch Cops than Seinfeld.
You bought a metal detector after your kids found a quarter buried in the sofa cushions.
Your mom and dad shared everything - including a set of teeth.
Your refrigerator has a coat of auto primer on it.
Your boss has to check with the probation department before firming up reservations for the
company picnics.
Your contest entry on "How to Avoid the Repo Man" won you a set of jumper cables.
Your mother told a State Trooper she'd take a beathalyzer when her butt learned how to
chew bubblegum.
You pay extra lot rent for the privilege of being within walking distance to the dumpster.
You crochet things for toasters and toilet paper.
You smoke fish in your trunk.
You grew up believing a woman with no teeth was gifted.
Your idea of foreplay is telling your wife she better be in bed by the time you count to 4.
Your boss invited you to go hunting when he found out you could make duck calls with your
One of your relatives went bankrupt after winning the lottery.
Your husband remembers you bra size since it's the same as his IQ.
You get discount coupons from the abortion clinic.
Your husband uses engine degreaser in place of shampoo.
You buy teeth through the mail.
You have to cut the feet off your panty hose so you can get them over your ankles.
Your sister runs a dating service on her CB called Trucker Tail.
Your car seat covers used to be a chenille bedspread.
You've ever been tempted to make a night crawler chip dip.
Your local laundromat doubles as your day care center.
You figure you're entitled to use 7-Eleven as your business address since you use the pay
phone and restroom there.
Your first training bra came from GoodWill and had cups the size of basketball hoops.
You've tried to get credit with your sweepstakes finalist notifications.
Your dad always thought that having more than one toothbrush in the house was a waist of
Your kids take empty beer bottles to school for Show-and-Tell.
Your boss keeps a bail bondsman on the payroll - just in case.
You've ever had to fish one of your wife's favorite shoes out of the septic tank.
You think a mammogram is that funny little picture they're putting on credit cards now.
Your kids think Hamburger Helper is one of the major food groups.
You ever taken a six pack to a graveside service.
Your wife says she'd dust more often if you bought her a leaf blower.
You went ahead and ordered that lackhead remover since it came with a free potato peeler.
Your wife fixes the dents in her car with STOP sign and spot welder.
Your kids supply the neighborhood with WILL WORK FOR FOOD signs.
You've ever been assaulted with a toilet seat.
Your kids have to call a 1-900 phone sex number if they need to reach you at work.
You store an emergency six-pack in the toliet tank.
Your dashboard doubles as a religious shrine.
Your husband's idea of an extended orgasm is holding back until he gets his zipper down.


Posted by: Kaafiroon is a Faggot at December 08, 2016 10:23 PM

36 How did you know my favorite color was shiny?

Posted by: Odie Wan Kenodie at December 09, 2016 07:55 AM

37 Shiny? That's something used to catch Jawa sucks relatives. White people and Arabs have been using something shiny to catch and control Jawa Sucks people for centuries. Arabs placed something shiny in gourds and the low IQ sub humans just couldn't let go of the shiny object. In Western countries we use shiny welfare checks. Is jawa sucks looking for something shiny? I have something shiny for you BOY!

Posted by: Greyrooster at December 09, 2016 12:05 PM

38 It appears this black muzzie doesn't have a job. His mammy must be using her welfare check to feed him.

Posted by: Greyrooster at December 09, 2016 12:16 PM


Posted by: Greyrooster at December 09, 2016 12:17 PM

40 That dipshit typed all that? What a dummy. I don't even was time reading all his drooling on this site.

Posted by: Kafiroon at December 09, 2016 06:14 PM

41 The dipshit copied and pasted shit he has been collecting for years.

Posted by: Greyrooster at December 09, 2016 07:43 PM

42 What do you call a sand wigger with a slice of ham on his head? ....HAM HEAD.
What do you call a sand wigger with two slices of ham on his head?......MO HAM HEAD.

Posted by: Greyrooster at December 09, 2016 07:52 PM

43 Not much from Omar the monkey man tonight. His neighbor must have found Omar's extension cord again.

Posted by: Greyrooster at December 09, 2016 07:57 PM

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