Revenge of the Squirrels

That squirrel is a Sith Lord

Howard Brookins Jr., the alderman for Chicago’s 21st ward, had publicly spoken out about a toothy menace plaguing the city’s garbage carts: urban squirrels, which in Brookins’s view were “aggressive,” and aggressively damaging the trash cart lids.


He now has another reason to dislike the rodents. One recently sent him to the hospital with a skull fracture in a “freak bicycle accident,” as the alderman wrote on Facebook.

Brookins was biking along Cal-Sag Trail on Nov. 13, when a squirrel darted into his path. The squirrel cut Brookins’s bike trip short by wrapping itself in the spokes of the alderman’s bicycle. The alderman flipped over the handlebars and landed with such a severe impact that he fractured his skull, broke his nose and knocked out a handful of teeth, the Chicago Tribune reported. A woman who passed by called 911. Brookins was only able to leave the hospital Thursday.

Know the powah of the Dark Side!

Posted by: Howie at 09:39 AM


1 He's a fool!
They don't get into our trash here in the city, no need to, there is enough crabapples and acorns on the ground.

Posted by: Phil at November 23, 2016 11:37 AM

2 I'm sure he's planning on suing the White man because grey squirrels came from Europe.

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 23, 2016 03:10 PM

3 Moslime suicide squirrel got revenge for his speaking bad against squirrels.

Posted by: Kafiroona at November 23, 2016 07:24 PM

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