Confirmed: Han Solo Poked The Princess

We at Jawa Report have always been fans of Han Solo, but now we're pretty sure he's the coolest dude in the Galaxy.

While Fisher has hinted in the past that the pair may have fooled around, she gets down and dirty in the book, revealing that he allegedly got her drunk and seduced her during filming, part of which took place in Tunisia.

The pair wound up in bed after Ford, who is now 74, offered to drive a “wine sodden” Fisher home, she says.

The only problem is that the Princess doesn't remember all that much about it.
In one entry, she says she tried “relentlessly” to make Ford love her and came up with fantasies of Ford proposing to her with a “gold band with diamonds (inscribed) ‘Carrison.'”

In her book, Fisher notes that she’s fuzzy on the details of her and Ford’s three-month relationship because of ”the brutal strength of Harrison’s preferred strain of pot.”

Damn, you mean I had a chance?

Posted by: Howie at 02:57 PM


1 And you can be sure the Modal Nodes were there playing porno music.

Posted by: Grinning Lackey at November 15, 2016 05:33 PM

2 If she was drunk, she could not give consent so Ford raped her. That' how it is on college and the military.

Posted by: David Keener at November 15, 2016 07:17 PM

3 The princess isn't all that hot. In fact she's about a 4.

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 15, 2016 08:20 PM

4 amazing how many sordid stories a woman can remember when she is trying to sell a book (or cash a check from the DNC.) No details, just casual slander of a married man to boost sales. Princess lost her crown a long time ago, and now she is dragging down a king for quick money.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at November 16, 2016 08:32 AM

5 Probably all in her mind and it never actually happened.

Posted by: Phil at November 16, 2016 11:56 AM

6 You mean he nailed his own SISTER!

Posted by: Leonard Jones at November 16, 2016 01:37 PM

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