Vote: Dammit

Make America Great Jawas!

I'll run returns Tuesday and no matter how you vote, vote.

May the Lord and and Force, but mostly the Lord be with us.

Update: Dommit? WTF is Dommit?

Posted by: Howie at 05:59 AM


1 And with you Howie!!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 05, 2016 06:21 PM

2 HE won't leave us or forsake matter who wins! Thanks, Howie!

Posted by: Frustrated Teacher at November 05, 2016 10:47 PM

3 Crooked Hillary poops in her diaper. That's the only way the White House can stink more than it does.

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 06, 2016 06:06 PM

4 Remember Voters. Repubs vote on Tuesday. Democrats vote on Wednesday. Don't accidentally vote for Trump on Tuesday, democrats. Trump on Tuesday. Weasel on Wednesday. You're welcome.

Posted by: Calypso Jones at November 07, 2016 12:24 AM

5 i voted.
me and five other working class guys
and a grinning college kid dropping off
six ballots. That's democracy, innit?

(no i did not see him myself, is what
the security guards said.)

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at November 07, 2016 08:42 AM

6 15 min. Video: 60 Minutes, on the Election

Focus group reflects nation's dark mood ahead of Election Day
Focus group reflects nation's dark mood ahead of Election Day.

Posted by: Phil at November 07, 2016 11:40 AM

7 Mailed mine in 2 weeks ago.

Posted by: Phil at November 07, 2016 11:41 AM

8 I going to head for the polls when the open in the morning.

Then I'm going to return home and open a bottle of something or other and get started on a drinking binge. I haven't done that in decades, but this seems to be a pretty good reason.

Posted by: Gork at November 07, 2016 01:41 PM

9 Madonna has threatened to eat my dick if I vote for Hillary, so I guess I'm voting for Trump!

Posted by: wooga at November 07, 2016 08:41 PM

10 Don't know if this matters but our local middle school and high school had a mock vote on Friday. Trump 71%, Clinton 29%. There's hope for the future.

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 07, 2016 09:26 PM

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