Where's Dr. Rusty Shackleford? Return of Angelina Jolie Edition

Rusty is out, he's um, waiting patiently in a tree near Angelina Jolie's estate.

At the center of the shocking divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie is Greenpeace spokeswoman Marion Cotillard, according to an exclusive story in the New York Post.

A private investigator hired by Jolie caught Pitt having an affair with the French activist, who is the female lead in Pitt’s upcoming Allied film, according to the report.

Cotillard has posited “that 9/11 was a conspiracy designed to renovate the Twin Towers without having to pay for costly rewiring,” according to New York Magazine..

Cotillard has also argued in defense of the conspiracy that the United States never landed a man on the moon.

Posted by: Howie at 12:31 PM


1 What do you expect when you marry a cheat.

Posted by: Calypso Jones at September 20, 2016 01:32 PM

2 Shocking?
Not a bit!

Never cared for her anyway.

She may not ask for support now, but things change once in court, after they adopted all those kids, she'll take him for child support.

Posted by: Phil at September 20, 2016 02:07 PM

3 Don'no. I think Jolie has the better bod, but maybe she be a bitch.
The greentwit maybe is wild besides flaky. Doesn't look too hot.

Posted by: Kafiroon at September 20, 2016 06:19 PM

4 Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice and Rusty and Angelina.

Posted by: What the World Need Now at September 20, 2016 08:33 PM

5 Greetings:

No tit, no Brit.

Posted by: 11B40 at September 20, 2016 11:06 PM

6 Tards will be tillards ...

Ive heard more than a few stupid 9/11 c-theories, but thats a particularly stupid one.

My theory is that these conspiracy nuts are mostly attention whores (to an attention whore it doesnt matter if the attention they attract is derision its still what they think they are deficient in - in the old days, such stupidity was rewarded with hurled insult and excrement...)

Posted by: glinka at September 21, 2016 04:01 AM

7 When Circus people Marry.....it usually end badly.

Posted by: KIM at September 21, 2016 06:10 AM

8 These super liberal Hollywood types continue adopt OTW kids to show their liberalism. Then almost all of them divorce and the kids have hit a lottery better than having daddy shot by a White cop. OTW means other than White. My daughter and son in law are presently going through the process of adoption. The nearly all black state staff gave us an evil look when we insisted on adopting a White child. We have also had at least 13 meeting with them even to the point they insist on interviewing in private my 7 and 11 year old grandsons. This kid will live in a mansion with large pool and the very best of everything along with two sets of grandparents intent on spoiling her. Yet, the child sits in a foster home for months and months while the state employees create a reason for their existence.

Posted by: Greyrooster at September 21, 2016 07:57 AM

9 Maybe she break 1st rule and talked about FIGHT CLUB.

Posted by: Greyrooster at September 21, 2016 07:59 AM

10 Never cared for her or her big fat lips.
If fact, I think she is ugly!

Posted by: Phil at September 21, 2016 02:39 PM

11 And in the end. Jennifer Anniston wins the who has the better breasts contest. But be sure some ultra liberal confused person will find her and her six really confused kids appealing. You really my brother? Then how come ?????

Posted by: Greyrooster at September 21, 2016 03:14 PM

12 Marion Cotillard . . . .dumber than a bag of hammers but she can suck a soccer ball through 10 feet of garden hose.

Posted by: William J. Clinton at September 21, 2016 03:31 PM

13 Flat face. Big lips. No ti.s. I'll pass and I don't pass often.

Posted by: Greyrooster at September 21, 2016 06:34 PM

14 Jennifer Anniston must be laughing in her berry smoothie.

Posted by: Calypso Jones at September 21, 2016 06:37 PM

15 Wow I hope people are watching Fox news right now. The natives are really restless. More shootings. More looting. More arson. More threats of violence if the savages don't get their way. Black Chief of police is still standing firm. Says they are getting more violent so soon he will have to restore order.
I'll believe it when I see it. Wait until he gets a call from Barack HUSSEIN Obama and Loretta Lynch the White man.
Police now shooting tear gas and advancing forward, which does nothing as when the tribesmen charge the cops back up. Only way to stop these savages is start shooting them in the streets. Until the authorities do it will be the same garbage over and over until the police stop policing. Meanwhile the looting continues.

Posted by: Greyrooster at September 21, 2016 08:18 PM

WE HAD TWO MORE VISITS. They now claim it will take only one or two visits to be CERTIFIED Adopters.
NEW NEWS. Two year old girl we are attempting to adopt has 4 year old brother in same foster care home. My daughter and son and law were given permission to take the two year old for the weekend. OH THAT WAS GREAT. Leave the four year old behind while spending weekend with his sister.

Okay! We have decided to adopt both. Separating them would be horrible. State adoption agency Isn't that wonderful. Now I wonder if every one must start back on number one.
While this is going on two kids lanquish in a State Foster home with many other kids. AHHHHHHHH!

Posted by: Greyrooster at September 26, 2016 01:18 PM

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