Random Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Kentucky Fried Trump Edition (Update: Fatwas Issued!)

Caption this image of Donald Trump eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken on his private jet.


Hat Tip: Photos and Bacon.

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The I Will Cut UR Neck Fatwa issued against EyeSurgeon for

I like my chicken the way I like my jihadis--Extra Crispy!
The Devil Will Do Meetballs From Your Body Fatwa issued against Colonel for
Sterling lickin' good." And for desert, Devil's food cake.
The Why U Insult Holly Koran? Fatwa issued against Frustrated Teacher for
I'll bet Hillary is dining on the best food Saudi Arabian blood money can buy
The Our Hajj Will Be Complete When We Rape Your Women Fatwa issued against Bluegrass Pundit for
I just love a nice thigh. Fried chicken is good too

Posted by: Howie at 09:01 AM


1 Aw damn, a Hillary bucket...fat breasts, flabby thighs, left wings and assholes. Yuck.

Posted by: geo at August 02, 2016 08:05 AM

2 When your fingers are too small you eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at August 02, 2016 08:32 AM

3 Small breasts, large thighs, two left wings, WTF?111!1???

Posted by: lanastelam at August 02, 2016 08:47 AM

4 "Sterling lickin' good." And for desert, Devil's food cake.

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at August 02, 2016 09:05 AM

5 And for dessert a Mcflurry with a root beer slurpie.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 02, 2016 09:42 AM

6 I know lots of guys like this. They got tons of money but you wouldn't know it based on their clothes or what they drive or where they eat. My Dad is this way; Starbucks' coffee is way too expensive so it's coffee with the senior discount at McDonalds.

Dude's smart. Yeah his Daddy gave him a million bucks but he rolled it over several thousand times more rather than blow it and complain. The analogy would be turning a buck into a million. Three marriages to hot babes and his kids seem to have grown up well. Money helps but to a point. Look at Hollywood and the messed up kids coming outta there and those actors and actresses are rolling in dough. Tells me he has spent a lot of time with them.

He played the game and did well and has no reason to be ashamed of his money or his wealth and he knows it and fuck the socialists and communists and democrats.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 02, 2016 09:57 AM

7 "I like my chicken the way I like my jihadis--Extra Crispy!"

Posted by: EyeSurgeon at August 02, 2016 10:40 AM

8 The most luxurious Kentucky Fried Chicken evah.

Posted by: Crossroad at August 02, 2016 12:44 PM

9 Here I am, eating Hillary's lunch. It's gonna be YUGE!

Posted by: Grinning Lackey at August 02, 2016 01:52 PM

10 Fake trump!

Posted by: Phil at August 02, 2016 02:46 PM

11 The Guardian:
Hillary Clinton bikini mural covered with niqab after public decency complaints
Council had threatened Melbourne street artist Lushsux with a fine over original mural, which depicted Clinton in a swimsuit with $100 notes tucked into it

Posted by: Phil at August 02, 2016 02:47 PM

12 Same crispy, orange-ish coating.

Posted by: Kalifornia Kafir at August 02, 2016 05:34 PM

13 "I'll bet Hillary is dining on the best food Saudi Arabian blood money can buy"

Posted by: Frustrated Teacher at August 02, 2016 07:59 PM

14 I just love a nice thigh. Fried chicken is good too.

Posted by: Bluegrass Pundit at August 02, 2016 08:17 PM

15 GOP nominee eat greasy chicken ...He a little heavy, .... Democrat nominee graze on Karastan and have sores all over throat and Mouth.....

Advantage....Mr. Trump

Posted by: KIM at August 02, 2016 10:44 PM

16 I still eat at KFC, the original seasoning formula (mostly just pepper) still beats out the various newer faddish stuff.

Posted by: bringlesborm at August 04, 2016 09:24 AM

17 Trump is making a play for the black vote. The watermelon is behind the seat.

Posted by: greyrooster at August 04, 2016 03:38 PM

18 Just doesn't look like him and why would he eat that shit anyway?

Posted by: Phil at August 05, 2016 02:13 PM

19 Hey! I eat fried chicken. Best cold for lunch when you're out fishing the gulf.

Posted by: greyrooster at August 05, 2016 03:50 PM

20 What I know is when islam is eradicated, who will be issuing these amusing fatwas then ???

Posted by: dinglebendz at August 05, 2016 06:23 PM

21 All this fuss reminded me I like KFC so I picked up a bucket to take to work and for later, Asked if they had been busy this week, They told me REALLY busy, Guess Trump is already improving the economy

Posted by: Daniel W Kauffman Jr at August 05, 2016 06:54 PM

22 If I eat only left wings maybe I can appeal more to RINO Republicans!

Posted by: KPD at August 06, 2016 12:00 PM

23 Being a breast man I find European chicken less than interesting.

Posted by: greyrooster at August 08, 2016 08:31 PM

24 "I love Kentuckians."

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 10, 2016 07:53 AM

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