Omar al-Shishani is Dead Jim! (Update: Heartbreak Only Severely Wounded) (Rebumped Lingered Plug Pulled)

Nothing like freshly dead ISIS stories to brighten a cloudy day!

A top ISIS commander known by his nickname Omar the Chechen and recognized by his distinguishable red beard is believed dead from a U.S. airstrike in Syria, a senior defense official told NBC News Tuesday.


The likely death of Omar al-Shishani near the town of Shaddadi seized by Syrian rebels from ISIS last month would be a key gain for coalition forces in taking out one of the biggest names on the U.S.'s terror hit list.

Update: 03/10 reports are emerging from inside Syria that al-Shishani was only severely wounded in the attack and he's being treated at the hospital in Raqqa.

Well that should do him in, as Raqqa is suffering shortages of medical supplies and personnel.

Update: Word has it that Omar was clinically dead but today a random or no so random power outage in Raqqa did him in.

Now is the time at Jawa when we dance.

Posted by: Howie at 07:58 PM


1 Update: He's not dead yet.


Posted by: Gork at March 10, 2016 06:50 AM

2 Note: Next time use bigger bombs.

Posted by: A Git at March 11, 2016 08:39 AM

3 Ginger. Does he have a soul?

Posted by: Valerie at March 14, 2016 08:39 PM

4 He's reached nirvana with Schroedinger's Cat. He's neither alive nor dead. And we can't know the state unless we open the box and shoot at him.

Posted by: Gork at March 15, 2016 12:23 PM

5 Welcome to Hell tool. The flaming pigshit you will sup for eternity is this way....

Posted by: treftor at March 15, 2016 08:02 PM

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