JUICE Mind Control Goes to Jupiter

Word has it the Jews are moving their mind control apparatus to a safe orbit around Jupiter to stop Muslims from filing their quest for word domination.

Its all taking place under a false flag probe to study the icy moons of Jupiter, yeah right, as if they don't have a base there already!

Weizmann Institute scientists plan to take part in international research launch to giant planet in 2022.

The JUICE spacecraft will carry the most powerful remote sensing, geophysical, and in situ payload complement ever flown to the outer Solar System. This includes a total of 11 international scientific experiments to study the giant planet and its large ocean-bearing moons.

The device, as well as others made elsewhere around in the world, will take off in the year 2022 aboard the JUICE

Jupiter was chosen because an Islamic Nation making it to Jupiter? That ain't gonna happen.

OJ Simpson was unavailable for comment at press time.

Posted by: Howie at 10:56 AM


1 On the other hand, ISIS wishes to set base on Uranus.

Posted by: jim at January 12, 2016 01:42 PM

2 If you're going to smoke that shit. Share.

Posted by: Greyrooster at January 13, 2016 09:56 PM

3 JUICE in space!

Posted by: Miles O'Tool at January 14, 2016 01:26 PM

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