Where's Rusty? Sixty Five Dollar Man Edition
Rusty is about to lose his virginity to a hooker with a heart of gold. I always thought those were a myth, but here you go.
A MAN fitted with a bionic penis after his was ripped off in a childhood accident is poised to lose his virginity at the age of 43. Mohammed Abad will pop his cherry in the next few days with sex worker Charlotte Rose after a dinner date. “I am so honoured that he chose me to take his virginity,” she said. “We plan to have a dinner date so we can get to know each other and then two hours of private time. I’m not charging him.”Good that leaves more crazy blog money for JawaPalooza!
Posted by: Brad at January 04, 2016 03:09 PM
Posted by: Tony Montana Political Refugee From Cuba at January 04, 2016 03:56 PM
Otherwise he has to kill her and sell the body
to a medical school in the next village.
Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at January 04, 2016 03:59 PM
Sharia law baby, if no imam short term marriage decree.
Posted by: Kafiroon at January 04, 2016 05:51 PM
Sounds like Rusty has gotten into Mr. Bonds gadget stash.
Posted by: Barry at January 06, 2016 08:57 PM
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