Sandcrawler PSA With Bonus Caption Contest: Media Bleeps Schlonged?

As I'm sure you've all heard by now Donald Trump is in trouble for saying that Hillary got boned out of the nomination in 2006.

she was favored to win -- and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost," Trump said, using a vulgar Yiddish word for a man's penis
First let me point out that in this case Mr. Trump used a verbal form Schlonged, which like boned is a euphemism for sex.

Anyway last night the networks were quoting Trump but bleeping schlonged, which was I thought the whole point of saying schlonged rather than saying, you know, the F word. In fact I've never hears schlong bleeped before?

I mean what an obvious betrayal of the media's loyalties to Hillary, slipping it to Trump by adding a bleep to schlonged to make it feel more dirty.

And I seriously doubt what anyone would be offended if the shoe were on the other foot and someone says Trump got screwed out of the Republican nomination. Which at this point absolutely all his opponents, save Cruz, are tryint to do. He's being custerschlonged! (Dibs on clusterschlonged its mine!)

Anyway on to the caption contest, replace the word schlonged in Mr. Trump's quote to use a more acceptable euphemism for taking it up the you know.

Rules: Bonus for Yiddish, Cause we're Zionists and I've already taken, boned, slipped it to, and clusterschlonged.

Fatwas will be issued.

Posted by: Howie at 08:17 AM


1 Farakht that ligner

Posted by: DocEpador at December 23, 2015 09:38 AM

2 "She was favored to win--and she got Baddabingbaddaboomed, she lost, I mean she lost."

Posted by: obsidian at December 23, 2015 10:33 AM

3 Look it up in the Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: Phil at December 23, 2015 11:11 AM

4 The fat pants suit wearing Goyim KuFartzer was Shtooped out of the nomination.

Posted by: Brad at December 23, 2015 12:51 PM

5 K, "schlong" means an erect penis.

"Shmuck" means a limp one, and also means
an incompetent person who cannot do his job.

"Putz" means a baby's penis, and also means
an idiot so inexperienced that you never expected
him to be able to do his job.

HRC got hosed by the media, who promised to love her
forever but then somebody new came along.
Or as we say on my planet:
"she was favored to win --
and she got The Bedouin Goat Wedding Dance,
she lost, I mean she lost."

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at December 23, 2015 04:58 PM

6 "custerschlonged": is that what happened at the Little Big Horn?

Posted by: jim at December 24, 2015 01:43 PM

7 Could you say Hillary was gang-banged out of the nomination in 2008? After all, it was a group effort.

Posted by: jim at December 24, 2015 01:48 PM

8 "tea-bagged"
All the complaints come from the same people that use the term "tea-baggers." Interesting.

Posted by: tom timmons at December 26, 2015 10:58 AM

9 Bill wanted to slong Killery but neither of them knew what it meant

Posted by: Bubbe at December 27, 2015 03:11 AM

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