Jawa Report Issues Devil Will Do Meetballs From UR Body Fatwa Against W.H.O.

Murtad!

Wow the Devil really will do meetballs from UR body.

Anyway we're pretty sure this is some sort of Zionist Kihnspiracy against bacon by the Chic fillet Cows.

*Therefore we beheaded and ate the Chic fillet Cows as is proscribed in the Sharia.

* But we at least had the decency to put a 22 long between their eyes before you now...

Posted by: Howie at 07:46 AM

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1 This is just another example of the UN issuing a report that lines up with a political agenda. The headlines are unsupported by the statements in the report.

They couldn't find anything against red meat.

The statements about processed meats and cooked meats are all based on supposition, not data. They found active chemical compounds in meats, and suppose that they cause cancer when digested. The links to actual disease, however, are tenuous.

The news stories are carrying nothing at all about carb-heavy diets, which are being pushed by the UN, and are documented as causing heart disease and diabetes, two serious first-world disease problems.

http://tinyurl.com/qe382b2

Demonizing fat and red meat in the United States by the US government has very likely contributed heavily to the current epidemic of obesity in our country.

This nonsense is driven by misanthropes who can calculate that the masses can be more easily fed on a plant diet, provided the proles are brainwashed into tolerating it.

Posted by: Valerie at October 27, 2015 12:32 PM

2 Oh my god...I want to have strong monkey sex W/ that woman.

Posted by: Rduke305 at October 27, 2015 01:47 PM

3 According to sharia, that cow had to be sold to the next village...

Ummm... Don't tell me you ate that sucker!

Posted by: Kafiroon at October 27, 2015 02:17 PM

4 The figure they give for number of deaths caused by eating processed meats represents 0.068% of the number of deaths recorded annually throughout the world from disease. Wonder how that stacks up against malnutrition deaths?

Posted by: The Realist of Qld at October 27, 2015 02:25 PM

5 I give up...WHO?

Posted by: Barry at October 27, 2015 03:26 PM

6 If the western world has it
but the poor shit holes do not have it
then it is bad. Meat, cars, velcro shoes, whatever.



Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at October 27, 2015 08:33 PM

7 I live a little North of the People's Republic...But in Seattle, the TV stations ran "Public Service" ads all summer long demonizing the people who watered their lawns. We were told by the authorities that it's best to let lawns go "Dormant" during the summer.
A well indoctrinated Public School kid once walked by by house and yelled "Water Waster" to me as I defied the Party.

This has nothing to do with red meat...or does it?

Posted by: Brad at October 27, 2015 09:50 PM

8 Who is a socialist organization that (just like American Progs) would love nothing better than to control as many aspects of your life as they can. The statement they made that hot dogs are as bad as smoking just shows they have been smoking SOMETHING much too often....it is laughable and a theatrical lie that the TV stations are eating up without question. This time in history will be remembered as the time when science bowed down to ideology and politics and sold its soul....disgusting!

Posted by: Frustrated teacher at October 27, 2015 10:15 PM

9 Michael Simon on the Chew was bitching about that this morning.

Posted by: Phil at October 28, 2015 12:13 PM

10 Pretty funny.

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Posted by: Phil at October 28, 2015 05:42 PM

11 The WHO knows were running out of food in the future.
They want to control us,, change what we eat and including bugs. Get us used to eating that until it seems normal.
They know there won't be enough meat to go around in the future and they want the good meaty bits for themselves and the rich!

Posted by: Phil at October 28, 2015 09:59 PM






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