A Baa!?!? No A Clock! (:Updated and Bumped For What I Said About Feeding Trolls)

Personally I think that a clock is a clock is a clock and charging Mohammad for making a clock is like the dumbest thing ever.

Boyd said the device -- confiscated by an English teacher despite the teen's insistence that it was a clock -- was "certainly suspicious in nature.

"The student showed the device to a teacher, who was concerned that it was possibly the infrastructure for a bomb," Boyd said.

School officers questioned Ahmed about the device and why he'd brought it to school. Boyd said Ahmed was then handcuffed "for his safety and for the safety of the officers" and taken to a juvenile detention center. He was later released to his parents, Boyd said.

And true to the way it should be no charges are filed.
At a press conference this morning, Irving Police Chief Larry Boyd said charges won't be filed against Ahmed Mohamed, the MacArthur High School freshman arrested Monday after bringing what school officials and police described as a "hoax bomb" on campus.
But Mohammad may have been trolling for CAIR points its not his first go around.
Mohamed is familiar with anti-Islamic politics. He once made national headlines for debating a Florida pastor who burned a Quran.

But he wasn’t paying much attention this summer when Irving Mayor Beth Van Duyne became a national celebrity in anti-Islamic circles, fueling rumors in speeches that the religious minority was plotting to usurp American laws.

So I say to the Dallas police the she second teacher, the English teacher that I have one piece of advice.

Don't feed the trolls.

Update: Um yeah.

The latest tweet from a Muslim boy who brought a clock to school that was mistaken for a bomb has some people wondering whether he and his family planned this all along.

Posted by: Howie at 02:20 PM


1 Our bomb squad gets called out every time someone sees a loose wire hanging out of some object. Any object. FFS, what kind of bomb maker would live long enough to carry it out of his house if bombs consisted of snarls of wire and scraps of broken electronics?

I recall some random Iraqis getting executed by AQinI for "throwing microchips into trucks to guide american bombs." Like loose chips are magical tokens. I thought they were superstitious fools but Texas Teachers hain't much better i am learning.

But this Texas kid is born with a terrible birth defect in the form of his father so until he turns eighteen and changes his name to 'Juan Pedro Anderson' he lives with the sins of his father.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at September 16, 2015 02:54 PM

2 I hope the Jawa Report does some digging on Mohamed's family members. Jawa was the first to throw out the nugget that the kid "debated" the guy burning a quran in Florida. Who are the parents or uncles pushing this kid to do what he does? What CAIR branch to they belong to and how high up are they in the CAIR pecking order?

Posted by: fretter at September 16, 2015 03:02 PM

3 Well, it seems that your president already tweeted something in support of him. And a couple of other liberal @$$hats too. The Facebook CEO Suckerberg also said something like he would invite him to bring his "clock" to his office! Yeah, Jewish person, suspicious explosive simulating device by a Muslim, no problem right?
Okay, all jokes aside, I checked out his device and it is quite ingenious for a kid his age. Kudos to him for channeling his creativity this way, boo to the friggin' zero tolerance people. This reminds me of when I started to go to an American high school many, many years ago and was channeling my creativity into a drawing of a design for a dart-firing pen and some student there advised me to hide that immediately before one of the teachers sees it and calls the F.B.I. or something like that.

Posted by: Arawak at September 16, 2015 03:03 PM

4 A story published in Feb of this year in the North Dallas Gazette highlighted the efforts of Mohamed Elhassan Mohamed (Ahmed's father) 2nd bid to be elected President of Sudan, his country of origin. Very interesting. See northdallasgazette.com

Posted by: Rex Mundi at September 16, 2015 04:32 PM

5 Obama invites Texas student arrested for homemade clock to White House

Posted by: Phil at September 17, 2015 05:17 AM

6 Building a clock while Muslim
MIT seems to support him, but of course they were really big in nuke bomb design

Posted by: Righter at September 17, 2015 07:27 AM

7 This is battle space preparation. If a white kid had done the same thing, he WOULD NOT have been released immediately. This is about exempting moslem trash from the punitive, dictatorial rules Obama uses to persecute his enemies. A white kid would still be in jail and everybody knows it.

Posted by: nadadhimmi at September 17, 2015 11:44 AM

8 Ever notice how I have NOTHING to say on threads showing Muslonazi filth being arrested for planning terrorist attacks? Ever wonder WHY that is?

Posted by: Righter, post-heroin at September 17, 2015 06:25 PM

9 Decades ago, in Jerusalem, when alarm clocks were mechanical things you wound up, my father took his to a clock-maker's shop to be repaired and adjusted.

On the way home, he wound up in a book shop --as he often did. He set the alarm clock down while he got engrossed in a book. Minutes later, a new customer walked in and then noticed the alarm clock sitting there. Frightened, he pointed at the alarm clock and asked in a shaking voice: "Whose is that?"

"Oh, Sorry, that's mine," my father replied absentmindedly. "Please be careful about that; I was worried it might be a bomb," the other guy replied. It was not uncommon in those days for PLO terrorists to leave bombs in the form of unremarkable packages, such as a lunch bag. A steel cased alarm clock, ticking away could have been a disaster.

But nobody got offended or went to see the police.

This sort of thing happens all the time. The difference here is that this busy body kid got stupid and then made a big stink about it because Islam!

This kid marches in to school playing with a beeping thing with loads of wires in a durable metal case --it is not unreasonable to ask whether it might be something more than just a clock.

And another thing: At his age, I was building a transceiver with high power tubes. To those who don't know what this stuff was about, it looked pretty fishy too. I used to get a few weird looks from people who barely knew how to operate a TV set. But one gets used to it; it has nothing to do with religion and everything to do with honest and reasonable ignorance of others.

Posted by: Gork at September 18, 2015 09:22 AM

10 A white American kid bites a pop tart into the shape of a pistol and it's the biggest thing to ever hit the educational institution.
But some foreign looking older student makes something that resembles a bomb and people send him money and say the school is crazy.

I GET IT. To bad the rest of the world doesn't.

Posted by: Greyrooster at September 18, 2015 11:29 PM

11 I think Ahmad is playing everyone and what happened is exactly what he wanted. Except it worked better than he thought.
Now it time to sue the country that gave him a home away from the chithole his family came from. I imagine the school district will settle out of court. These immigrants are so grateful.
OUTLAW ISLAM in America.

Posted by: Greyrooster at September 19, 2015 02:50 PM

12 Great. Maybe these parasites can get a huge settlement and retire in luxury. Won't that be sweet.

Posted by: Richard at September 19, 2015 03:18 PM

13 Muslims with overbites are running the zoo.

Posted by: Bill from White Plains at September 19, 2015 04:18 PM

14 Ahmed was born in this country. His family has lived here for 30 years You are the same people who said the same things about Jewish refugees in the 30s
Yo are the same kids that bullied Jewish kids

Posted by: righter at September 19, 2015 05:10 PM

15 30 years? They look like they just got off the boat. So much for assimilation.

Posted by: Richard at September 19, 2015 05:41 PM

16 For the record, it was a circuit from a Radio Shafter alarm clock. He set it up to operate
as a timer. The news media described the lights
and buzzers that went off in class.

This is a third rate no talent hack who made an
improvised timer from a clock.

What is it with these people? Is it in their DNA?

Posted by: Leonard Jones at September 19, 2015 06:28 PM

17 Yeh we Brits know what that reversed V sign means.

I return that sentiment back at you, brah. I'm deeply sorry ol' Chinese Gordon didn't put more of you dogs down.

Posted by: Zimriel at September 20, 2015 12:04 AM

18 The muslim irritants are not fooling anybody and when some serious attrocity is carried out by their brothers-in-mohamed they will be the first people the mobs will kill. The stupidity from the apologists like obama can only last so long and the muslims will push until that one step too far.

Theres a tripwire and the muslims are being lulled into thinking that they can get away with anything they want, but will in time cause their own destruction.

Posted by: tildenparker at September 20, 2015 07:14 AM

19 The family is a bit too happy
with the attention
and the impending settlement.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at September 20, 2015 07:35 AM

20 I loves me some Internet. It's been hours since somebody posted the makings of this timer, complete with identification of the likely, cheap, off-the shelf alarm clock that it was taken from.

This is not some naive, really smart kid who put together a clock. I think a quiet, close look at the adults around him is very much warranted.

Posted by: Valerie at September 20, 2015 09:08 AM

21 I would probably faint from amazement if Righter ever posted a coherent, typo free comment.

Posted by: Kenway at September 20, 2015 10:19 AM

22 I wonder what Righter thinks about the kid who got suspended for writing a fantasy short story about hunting a dinosaur with a scary evil black rifle!

Obviously suspended for writing while white. Probably a Christian too though so he deserved it.

Posted by: Kenway at September 20, 2015 10:23 AM

23 WAG the Dog Much?
This is sooooooo blatantly staged thay should run it on BBBRAUUUUDWay...( Refernce Frang Zappa's Thingfish)

Posted by: Timothy J. McCorkle at September 20, 2015 01:53 PM

24 hnnngg... this is looking more'n more like a taqiyya set up.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at September 20, 2015 03:06 PM

25 ..and apparently Ahmed's uncle runs a trucking company called Twin Towers Transportation. mmmmmm hmmmmm

Posted by: Rex Mundi at September 21, 2015 11:02 AM

26 Righter: Right. That's me and you're next.

Posted by: Greyrooster the bully at September 21, 2015 12:18 PM

27 Islamophobes everywhere!

Posted by: Things NASA Clock Hoax Boy Said at September 24, 2015 05:23 PM

28 I don't give a dump what anyone says. When I see pictures of these Muslims in America it just doesn't seem right. They aren't joining America. They're taking advantage of it. 5 generations and they'll still be the same.

Posted by: Greyrooster at September 24, 2015 09:28 PM

29 btw has obama YET had any relatives of the Ft Hood mass killing to the WH?

Posted by: bwahaaaa at September 25, 2015 06:28 AM

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