Placeholder: Allies in Syria Learning Important Military Skills, Like Jumping Through Flaming Hoops of Fire, Breaking Cinder Blocks w/ Head
Also, prayers for Howie (Update Your Prayers Work! Howie is Alive!)

Behold, our allies in the FSA (Jaysh al-Thuwar)! Our common ISIS enemies fear and tremble at their might!

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Stolen from Grotbags McTroll who, unfortunately, closes his tweets from the public at large.

Also, yeah it's been a while since any one posted. Howie is sick. It's serious. Keep him in your prayers.

Update by Howie the Undead:

Sorry to disappoint the Jihadi community, but the Jews saved my ass again!

Thanks for all your prayers, especially the ones rooting for my death.

Allah knows best.

Posted by: Rusty at 04:22 PM


1 Hurry Howie, you're our only hope. Seriously, please get better. You mean a lot to us.

Posted by: Czarkazm at September 02, 2015 04:34 PM

2 May the Force Be WIth You.

Posted by: DocEpador at September 02, 2015 06:26 PM

3 All our prayers and best wishes going out to Howie. Stay strong and get better soon.

Posted by: Douglas at September 02, 2015 06:46 PM

4 Howie, darlin, come back soon and feisty. The natives have been missing their boobie fix. Stay with us.

Posted by: Valerie at September 02, 2015 07:16 PM

5 Howie - really enjoy everything that you put up. Get better.

Posted by: Matt G at September 02, 2015 08:41 PM

6 I have to agree... Howie rocks. Get better soon!

Posted by: Richard at September 02, 2015 10:08 PM

7 Yah Hey, Thanks Rusty. Will do that some more.
I knew he was sick, No Boobehs.

Posted by: Kafiroon at September 02, 2015 10:19 PM

8 I was afraid of that.
Of Howie being unwell, I mean.
Not the fire jumping ISIS ninjas.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at September 02, 2015 10:45 PM

9 I read that old Howie is sick
But his nurse is an awesome young chick
As she hooks up the tubes
May her beautiful Boobs
Inspire him to get well real quick

Posted by: Gork at September 03, 2015 07:13 AM

10 Get well Howie... somebody's got to hook us up with the hot boobeh pics!

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at September 03, 2015 08:06 AM

11 Get better Howie.

Posted by: Paladin at September 03, 2015 08:53 AM

12 Lots of prayers for Howie!!!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 03, 2015 10:26 AM

13 Refuah Shleimah, Howie!

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at September 03, 2015 10:33 AM

14 Get well soon Howie

Posted by: DaveInTampa at September 03, 2015 11:06 AM

15 Flaming hoops of fire brought to you by the department of redundancy department....

Posted by: Dave at September 03, 2015 03:57 PM

16 Prayers and blessings for Howie...

Posted by: John at September 03, 2015 06:44 PM

17 Best wishes for a speedy and complete recovery to just isn't the same without him. Too sane or something!

Posted by: Frustrated Teacher at September 03, 2015 07:20 PM

18 Thanks boys and girls it was supposed to be an outpatient thing.

It ended up 8 day stay five of those in ICU.

It will take a bit for me got get back where I was but I appreciate very much all the warm thoughts.

Posted by: Tony Montana Political Refugee From Cuba (howie) at September 03, 2015 07:44 PM

19 Get well Howie. I will be praying for you.

Posted by: Karagush at September 03, 2015 07:45 PM

20 Howie, thanks for posting and letting us know.

Now, make your doctors be sure to repopulate your intestinal flora properly. It will make a huge difference, if you need it. You are probably awash in antibiotics, so you may need a re-charge. Ask them to tell you every single thing they can think of, to support you and bring around the best result. You might be surprised.

Posted by: Valerie at September 03, 2015 08:29 PM

21 I seem to remember pictures if Hamas training that are very similar. They were posted here a fe years ago.

Posted by: Bruce at September 03, 2015 08:49 PM

22 Know this: Life is short and we leave our mark on our good Deeds. The latter not somuch due to the oblivious, never less we are remembered. Best wishes from a longtime Lurker.

Posted by: 04iCan at September 03, 2015 09:24 PM

23 Thanks for the news.
Glad you are on the mend.

Posted by: wooga at September 04, 2015 03:47 AM

24 It's good that Howie's not dead
And that he's recovering in bed
Avoid nasty Staph
And have a good laugh
Watching boobies on cameras infrared

Posted by: Gork at September 04, 2015 07:50 AM

25 5 days in ICU....yikes! Glad you made it through, Howie! Can't miss the new Star Wars movie this year!!

Posted by: Frustrated Teacher at September 04, 2015 06:28 PM

26 Get well soon Howie, prayers for you. As for those ISIS things breaking cinder blocks with their heads, don't worry, there is not a chance they may get brain damage from it. No need to explain why, is there?

Posted by: Arawak at September 05, 2015 01:45 PM

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