Blog Sabbath Caption Contest ISIS BVDs Edition

How humiliating, anyway caption this.

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

Sorry for the delay and general lack of blogging around here but at the Jawa Rest Home faculty believes its good for them to have activities. So we've really not been free to use the .2 megabit wifi.

The I will Cut UR Neck Fatwa issued against Sound Awake for

The Devil Will Do Meetballs From UR Body Fatwa issued against Moe Hamhead for
Tarzan swings, Tarzan falls,
Jihadi Joe hangs on to his meatballs,
Now you know why Tarzan calls,
The Devil Will Do Meetballs From Your BodyFatwa issued against 3DogMike for
And Mom TOLD me not to wear dirty underwear....
True dat last one and I'm sure Mommy it was one of Mommy's proudest moments. You know having a son fighting for genocide, rape, heritage rape, murder and thievery, Er I mean mean Islam, no wait Islamic State, whatever. Stop confusing me.

So we Jawas will be back I guess. We're old and tired but we hear Vinnies kids are smuggling us in some real coffee next week when they bring his hoverround.

Posted by: Howie at 02:42 PM


1 Tarzan swings, Tarzan falls,
Jihadi Joe hangs on to his meatballs,
Now you know why Tarzan calls,

Posted by: moe hamhead at August 17, 2015 06:02 AM

2 This guy was about to be
"shot while trying to escape"
until that damn camera showed up.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at August 17, 2015 08:17 AM

3 Sure he shaved his armpits and legs, but he overlooked one area.

Posted by: Sgt. Kurd at August 17, 2015 08:26 AM

4 Tarzan underestimated Jane The Goat's owner.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 17, 2015 08:44 AM

5 Buttercup, yeah you with the camera, your next in Achmed's live action goat simulator.

Posted by: Penfold at August 17, 2015 09:30 AM

6 "the elastic waistband snaps back jihad after jihad"


Posted by: sound awake at August 17, 2015 08:31 PM

7 Don't get your panties in a bunch, Achmed!

Posted by: Gork at August 17, 2015 08:57 PM

8 Mudhamet models thisyear's line of jihadi-approvedlingerie - the exploding tightie whities.

Posted by: Mike at August 18, 2015 02:42 PM

9 Look! Monolith!

Posted by: Zimriel at August 18, 2015 10:39 PM

10 Allah will disapprove; black socks with your "workout briefs"?
And Mom TOLD me not to wear dirty underwear.......

Posted by: 3DogMike at August 18, 2015 10:59 PM

11 He's too sexy for this Jihad!

Posted by: Frustrated Teacher at August 18, 2015 11:14 PM

12 Hey you! He's asking for his Calvin Kleins or his Marky Marks. He wants to be fashionable for his catwalk.

Posted by: fluke_boy at August 19, 2015 11:38 AM

13 He needs a hot pork injection. If they can't find a non moslem poofter to administer it, just smear bacon grease on the bullet.

Posted by: Halal Bacon at August 19, 2015 04:28 PM

14 Any male muslim terrorist captured while wearing women's clothing should become one - or at least, lose his manhood. Dressing as a woman is, for a male terrorist, an act of utter cowardice.

Posted by: Ken Mitchell at August 20, 2015 12:41 AM

15 ISIS have an official website called isdarat(dot)tv. I'm sure someone can closed it down.

Posted by: Birbal Dhar at August 20, 2015 04:56 AM

16 ISIL guard yells at cameraman following a wild goat romp attended by several high ranking mullahs.

Posted by: Paternovem at August 21, 2015 12:45 AM

17 He was captured singing Baltimora's Tarzan.

Posted by: obsidian at August 22, 2015 07:22 PM

18 Birbal... I've tried I think I won once but it usually just sits there like a rock.

I'll see what I can do.

Posted by: Tony Montana Political Refugee From Cuba at August 23, 2015 02:31 PM

19 yes...

Posted by: sound awake at August 23, 2015 10:58 PM

20 I should have posted this last night:

"I'll show you mine if you show me yours!"


Posted by: JD at August 24, 2015 01:47 AM

21 Newest fashion trend at Planet of the Apes..... The Lion Shave!
(hopefully he got a sanitary shave at the same time)

Posted by: Nuance100 at August 24, 2015 06:03 PM

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