#EPICFAIL Environmental Protection Agency

It seems they were on the hunt for an old polluted slurry cave.


Hey guys, I think you found it!

It appears they will now have to order themselves to shut down.

Update: Arsenic levels 800x Lead 12,000x save levels.

Posted by: Howie at 09:05 PM


1 If a company had done this the EPA would have shut them down and fined them MILLIONS of dollars. Since it was the EPA doing it....meh....

Posted by: Frustrated Teacher at August 10, 2015 10:23 PM

2 This is why we should stick to watching porn at work and pooping in our office hallways.

Posted by: EPA Employee at August 10, 2015 10:55 PM

3 You people are all eeeeeeeevillll racists for criticizing anything Der Furher's government does.

I'm sure Captain California and the queer rooster would agree with me.

Posted by: Halal Bacon at August 11, 2015 12:46 AM

4 We're off to see Obama, follow the yellow sludge road.

Posted by: The Wiz of EPA at August 11, 2015 05:07 AM

5 New reports say THREE million gallons of sludge.

Posted by: Fox 2! at August 11, 2015 08:49 AM

6 what extremist militant environmental group is going to be the first to demostrate protest and riot and call for the deaths of the higher ups at the epa and their family members

this is what they would do if a mining company accidentally did this

Posted by: sound awake at August 11, 2015 10:56 AM

7 "We're with the gubmint, we're here to help"

Posted by: A Git at August 11, 2015 11:43 AM

8 From what I've seen, that ain't a million gallons. In fact, that ain't 3 million gallons. To turn a river like that in to a color that brilliant, it would take tens of millions of gallons at least.

They're downplaying this story, big time. This is much worse than they're letting on.

Posted by: Gork at August 11, 2015 01:39 PM

9 Anyone else notice the initial dismissive attitude and lies issued by the EPA and their media lapdogs? It was said to be a rather humorous and endearing little incident, completely harmless. The EPA said the water was safe to drink after their pollution of it. What scum!

Posted by: nadadhimmi at August 11, 2015 02:05 PM

10 "We had everything under control until dickless here shut down the containment field."
-- another guy who got an EPA inspection in 1984

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at August 11, 2015 08:03 PM

11 EPA a obama appointee?

Hearings and needed firings Probably will be stonewalled/delayed/ignored like Holder and the latest wanker has stalled the Hillary Incompetance/Treason, the IRS political bias/abuse, The shit who shot up Ft Hood, etc...

Posted by: welbowt37 at August 11, 2015 11:17 PM

12 A couple of EPA idiots thought they could drain the water and search for gold!

Posted by: Phil at August 12, 2015 03:48 AM

13 Already settling into the riverbed.
God help them when it reaches Lake Powell.

Posted by: Phil at August 12, 2015 03:50 AM

14 Once again, the EPA demonstrates that even though they're the regulators and enforcers, they don't have any idea of what they're enforcing or what they're regulating.

And by the way, that's not a new thing. Anyone who has had to deal with them in person realizes this within minutes of having met them.

Posted by: Gork at August 12, 2015 06:08 AM

15 Could we now refer to them as

Environmental Pollution Agency ?

Posted by: Dug at August 12, 2015 02:45 PM

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