Jawa Report Calls Habeas Corpus on Mullah Omar Again (Taliban Confirms He's Dead Jim!)
Word is that Mullah Omar is dead Jim.
The Afghan government is investigating new reports that Taliban leader Mullah Omar has died, a spokesman said.The Beeb caught up with our old friend Ahmedi and he says he's alive.
The Taliban has yet to comment on the claim, which was made by top sources within the Afghan administration and intelligence agency. The sources said the reclusive militant leader had died two to three years ago.
Taliban spokesman Qari Yousef Ahmadi, quoted by Sky News, said that Mullah Omar was "still alive and leading the movement".Some reports that he was droned or died of TB two years ago. Or was hit by a TB drone. I dunno, I just really want to start a rumor about TB drones. Anyway the Taliban posted a supposed message from Mullah Omar on Eid but it contained no proof of life. I mean he might be dead. But since the Taliban are all over Twitter why not just ask them. I mean all they have to do is present a video that proves Mullah Omar is alive.
But a second spokesman, Zabiullah Mujahid, told the BBC a statement would be made in the coming hours.
اعلامیه شورای رهبری امارت اسلامی وفامیل عالیقدرامیرالمؤمنین درمورد وفات عالیقدرامیرالمؤمنین ملامحمدعمرمجاهد رحمه الله http://t.co/zGu7KLrHY8— zabihulla.mujahid (@ZabihullaM) July 30, 2015
I heard Mullah Omar was keeping an eye out for infidels.
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Glasses is next.
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