Life Imitates Jawa Report: Osama bin Laden's Porn Stash Won't be Released

I hear the hot man-on-goat-on-chicken action was deemed 'too sensitive' for the general public:

the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, which released the files on Wednesday, has not released all the material found in the compound. In fact, there's a rather notorious stash that the U.S. government apparently doesn't want you to see: a cache of pornography.
Thanks to Jon

Posted by: Rusty at 01:09 PM


1 I just want to say, right now, if they have anything marked "Billy C. plays Mohammed & Aisha on Epstein's Island of Illicit Man-teenage girl Love", it was, like, totally fake.....

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 22, 2015 03:05 PM

2 The courts ordered publication of the photographs taken by the jerk prison guards at Abu Ghraib, but we don't get to see Osama bin Laden's haram entertainment?


Posted by: Valerie at May 22, 2015 03:49 PM

3 Twenty-seven episodes of "Jihadis Going Wild" were withheld when PETA objected to scenes involving goats, sheep, chickens, donkeys, and assorted other animal life being released to the viewing public. These were all retained under the classification "PETA Eyes Only", following in-depth review by representatives of the animal rights group. A group member indicated that they didn't want the public to know that it was possible to actually do that, but they were able to verify that the films were authentic after carrying out extensive testing in their own laboratories...

Posted by: Bill M at May 22, 2015 05:00 PM

4 Greetings:

I was kind of looking forward to Osama's "Aisha Tapes".

Posted by: 11B40 at May 22, 2015 10:02 PM

5 Osama's porn stash?? Ya' gotta' be kidding me?? This is really too funny!! The only thing that would confirm is why we call all of them "Goat Fu(&@+$!!!!" need I say more?
Got Gunz??,

Posted by: skybill at May 23, 2015 12:35 AM

6 Porn Stash Counting? Why is it 'too sensitive' for the public? Reality is "too sensitive" for real people? Oy! Let people be the judge of their own reality and lives. The .gov does not, isn't supposed to, control our brains. For criminey sake!!

Posted by: Bubbe at May 23, 2015 06:28 AM

7 Clarence Thomas' porn habits: listed on the Senate floor.
Osama Bin Laden's porn habits: too sensitive to disclose.

Posted by: wooga at May 23, 2015 10:21 AM

8 what's most amusing is each religion says we don't do that but they always do
it seems like most of his porn was American made
We really do the best

Posted by: righter at May 24, 2015 01:17 PM

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