Dzhokhar Tsarnaev To Be Freed From His Body

Death to Tsarnaev!

Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev has been sentenced to death.

Tsarnaev, who was convicted last month of 17 capital charges, was sentenced to death for six of them. He showed no visible reaction as the sentence was read aloud.

Do it!

Update: Pajamas Media: ISIS accounts on Twitter responded to the sentence....

In the words of a once famous blogger, Screw Them!

Posted by: Howie at 03:04 PM


1 BOOYAH, M-Fer!!! Itbach, itbach al-filastini!!! Allahu-Akbar, Amrika-Akbar, Yisrael-Akbar!! USMil-Akbar, IDF-Akbar!!! Uululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululololololololololulz!!

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at May 15, 2015 03:18 PM

2 When they have him strapped to the table, can they please bring in a female Israeli soldier in uniform to press the plunger. There might suddenly be a change in the look on his face then.

Posted by: The Realist of Qld at May 15, 2015 03:53 PM

3 Greetings:

You lived in our house, ate our food, and murdered our children. It is altogether fitting and just that you die and that quickly have nothing to do with it.

Give him to the Comanch.

Posted by: 11B40 at May 15, 2015 07:56 PM

4 Yeah, kill him sure
but the fun doesn't have to end there.
Taxidermy, people.
Guest of honor at various parades and office parties,
maybe rent him out to bars for birthdays and such.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at May 15, 2015 09:42 PM

5 He should be drowned in a 55 gal drum of pigs blood. Then seal the barrel and bury him in it.

Posted by: Darth Tanis at May 15, 2015 11:10 PM

6 I'll be dead by the time his apeals run their course.

Posted by: Phil at May 16, 2015 04:05 AM

7 Not holding my breath. He'll probably be Mansoned, until he is paroled and begins teaching at Yale, or whichever fucknut Ivy he prefers.

Posted by: Doom at May 16, 2015 07:02 AM

8 If Tsarnaev were a white man instead of a person of colour, he would not have been sentenced to death. Dzhokhar is a victim of White Caucasian supremacy and Islamophobic colonialist racism.

Posted by: Social Justice Warrior at May 16, 2015 03:48 PM

9 It would have been better if he didn't get the death sentence...he would have got in in the prison...this way he'll appeal for 30 friggin' years!

Posted by: Markalta at May 16, 2015 04:51 PM

10 Gee, this is the first I have heard that Tsarnaev is a person of color! Got any other stupidity to tell us?

Posted by: Valerie at May 16, 2015 09:35 PM

11 Frankly, I am not a big fan of the death penalty. I would rather put this waste of flesh in superMax isolation until he becomes a drooling idiot. Then let him quietly kill himself in prison.

For a Muslim, that really is a fate worse than death.

Posted by: Gork at May 17, 2015 08:44 AM

12 don't hold your breath waiting Howie

Posted by: righter at May 17, 2015 10:16 AM

13 Hell at the rate they get around to execute these monsters I'll be long dead or senile before flashbang dies.

Posted by: obsidan at May 17, 2015 11:55 AM

14 If we all got a fitting end, his would be to sit above a pressure cooker filled with pig guts and C4 under that.Then his last thought would be his pig filled ass going through his brain.

Posted by: kafiroon at May 18, 2015 02:38 AM

15 @righter.

I suppose that depends on Tsarnev. If he believes his own BS pointing the Allah is 1 sign ass he left court, If he is as brave and honest as McVeigh was we can wrap this up pretty quickly.

Or if he's just another POS who doesn't believe his own BS he can drag it out.

Posted by: Tony Montana Political Refugee From Cuba at May 18, 2015 09:10 AM

16 If he goes the appeals route, just think of all the fun bubba and the boys can have with him for 20 years. Search his cell regularly and make sure he has no access to cornhole lube.

Posted by: The Realist of Qld at May 18, 2015 04:02 PM

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