Lindsay Lohan to Star in Cinemax After Dark Biopic of Virginia ISIS Supporter's 4.5 Year Stint in All Women's Prison

Preliminary working title: Getting Under Heather's Hijab:

A Virginia woman was sentenced to 4-1/2 years in prison on Monday for lying to US investigators about using social media to promote and recruit for the militant Islamic State group.

Heather Elizabeth Coffman, 29, of Glen Allen, Virginia, pleaded guilty to the charge in January. She admitted that between approximately June and November last year she used several Facebook accounts to promote the group and claimed to have Islamic State contacts in Syria.

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan is playing the lead role of the jailed ISIS supporter who finds love, sisterhood, and strength despite sexual exploitation by the prison matron:
Lindsay Lohan was seen carrying a leather-bound copy of the Koran on her first day of community service - prompting speculation that she'd converted to Islam...

A spokesperson for Lohan told The Independent: "To my knowledge she is not considering fully converting to Islam, but I know she has been taking a keen interest in the Arabic culture of late."

Right, she's studying for her role.

A preliminary review of the script by Howie:

Very interesting.
And then suddenly I lost interest
Thanks to @RexMundi

Posted by: Rusty at 12:52 PM


1 When Lohan was younger, and legal, she was hot, now, no.
Touch that, you might die.

Posted by: Phil at May 14, 2015 04:15 PM

2 Greetings:

Elsewhere, I've read that the American media has decided to use the filthy American kuffar names of converts to Islamania lest they be considered too Islamaniacical. The converts, that is. There's little doubt left about the media.

Posted by: 11B40 at May 14, 2015 04:15 PM

3 Blues King B.B. King died, reported about 1 hour ago East Coast Tike

Posted by: Phil at May 15, 2015 01:49 AM

4 That picture of Lohan is about 4000 bottles of vodka old.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at May 15, 2015 07:50 AM

5 @ 11B40 Well, considering the American media's rational "That's RAYCIST!!" reaction to folks using the holy god-king's middle name of HUSSEIN during the 2008 POTUS election, I guess we know what their playbook says about using the names of non-converts, don't we?

Not that I am, in any way, saying our piece of shi'ite Prezzie is a Islamofascist terrorist.......implying, yes.

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at May 15, 2015 09:52 AM

6 Hillary sez all Lohan needed was a job, otherwise she wouldn't have turned to koran... well any job but this one

Posted by: Rex Mundi at May 15, 2015 01:37 PM

7 For Islamist just Lindsey touching the Koran is grounds for a horrible death, I wonder if Ms Lohan knows this?

Snuggled up next to her Boobies would make any Jihadist blow smoke out his ears.

Posted by: obsidian at May 17, 2015 11:54 AM

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