Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Jihad Me Tender Edition (Fatwas Issued!)

Caption this image of the littlest Jihadi.


Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The I Will Cut UR Neck Fatwa issued against Al Bin Gore for

Neil Young's grandson chairs an ISIS climate change panel.
The Why U Insult Holly Koran? Fatwa issued against Dahozho for
Hello Mudder, hello Fadder,
Here I am at
Camp al-Spladda!
The Devil Will Do Meetballs From Ur Body Fatwa issued against Moe Hamhead for
One of these meatballs is different than the other.

And by popular vote the Our Hajj Will Be Complete Once We Rape Your Women Fatwa issued against IowaHawk for.

Posted by: Howie at 08:02 AM


1 I yam very confused about what day of the week this is so it's Blog Sabbath if'n you say so.

"One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things is going to get the toilet cleaning detail."

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at December 26, 2014 08:38 PM

2 Neil Young's grandson chairs an ISIS climate change panel.

Posted by: Al Bin Gore at December 26, 2014 08:42 PM

3 Today on the Teenage Terror Network Abdull Golly and Omar Bygolly we'll be teaching us how to make your own terrorist flags from common household objects like my moms burkha. Yes Chris, plus we will teach you not only how to bedazzle a Koran, but how to make anal lube from pig feces. Maybe later on we show you how well it works.

Posted by: scaulen at December 26, 2014 08:58 PM

4 The very moment when the guy on the right discovered that his taped collection of sermons had been overwritten by the Cure's "Faith" LP

Posted by: Zimriel at December 26, 2014 09:25 PM

5 Meet our newest suicide bomber. He's already had lots of practice with anal insertions...

Posted by: Gork at December 26, 2014 09:28 PM

6 Weird Al Yankovic's bastard son shuns video career....Joins Mohammad's team!

Posted by: JOE at December 26, 2014 09:41 PM

7 The new guys got a real puuurty face... He can share my room...

Posted by: KUFFAR at December 26, 2014 09:41 PM

8 Ironically, the white wannabe jihadi was once again in the middle later that night.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 26, 2014 09:58 PM

9 Look at our hard guns. We're butch!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 26, 2014 10:00 PM

10 My mom said to be careful that I didn't put my eye out with this Red Ryder. Hey, where's Abdul? Wasn't he out by the flag pole?

Posted by: Bamabubba at December 26, 2014 10:08 PM

11 Please! Please, let me sleep somewhere else than with these two neck-beards again tonight!

Posted by: Kafiroon at December 26, 2014 11:14 PM

12 Adam Lanza's evil twin poses for a selfie with two friends.

Posted by: Miss O at December 27, 2014 12:28 AM

13 This reminds me of a joke, two monkey's and a white chick walk into a bar.....

Posted by: Barry at December 27, 2014 01:10 AM

14 "I'm the only white guy here and I can't be sure, but I think my ass hurts because one of these two just dirka'd me."

Posted by: PaterNovem at December 27, 2014 03:42 AM

15 We're forming a Syrian Nirvana Tribute Band!

I wanna be Kurt Cobain! I hear his eyes were Blew!

Posted by: Nirvana FurEvah at December 27, 2014 04:46 AM

16 Nothing says manliness like these three inch biceps.

Posted by: Captain Harlock at December 27, 2014 06:42 AM

17 It's not worth losing your head over it.

Posted by: LaZrtx at December 27, 2014 08:58 AM

18 Is that this guy?

Posted by: Czarkazm at December 27, 2014 11:19 AM

19 This pretty boy Jihadi is going to have more sex
than he ever imagined! Unfortunately, it is not
going to involve the 72 virgins he dreams of!

Wait for the follow up story on this guy. It won't
be long.

Posted by: Leonard Jones at December 27, 2014 02:31 PM

20 Bastards smoked my weed, stole my iPad and keep staring at my ass. My social studies teacher lied to me!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 27, 2014 10:02 PM

21 EMO's in wartime. They just wanna FEEL man!

Posted by: brian448 at December 28, 2014 12:45 AM

22 Mommy!

Posted by: Spartan at December 28, 2014 05:41 AM

23 Three amigos about to get their underdeveloped brains shot out in Iraq.

Posted by: Captain Harlock at December 28, 2014 10:50 AM

24 Remember what the Koran says about the 72 virgins? well your one of them but don't worry we're going to share you.

Posted by: scaulen at December 28, 2014 10:50 AM

25 how can you tell from pictures which are hardened jihadis and which ones are new boots?

The new boots can still sit down.

Posted by: scaulen at December 28, 2014 10:53 AM

26 Seasons Greetings! Meet our wife!

Posted by: Isabellathecrusader at December 28, 2014 11:10 AM

27 Hello Mama, Hello Papa
Here I am at Camp Jihada
Eating halal food, give me runs
But at least I get to play with their "guns".

Posted by: Catseye at December 28, 2014 11:36 AM

28 Barrel a little further into your mouth and hey you dont even have to use your toe to pull the trigger... Its what you should do when they discover you are a secret jew....

Posted by: trigonomorim at December 28, 2014 11:41 AM

29 The cast photo for the live version of Ahmed & Salim, with their new "butt-buddy" between them.

Posted by: SNuss at December 28, 2014 02:21 PM

30 Next.

Posted by: Iris Gibney at December 28, 2014 04:43 PM

31 Can't compete with THAT list!! Although I was thinking of...."The oldest daughter from the Incredibles finally found a place to 'fit in'"

Posted by: Frustrated Teacher at December 28, 2014 05:08 PM

32 "They made fun of me when they found out I liked to dress up like My Little Pony, but I'm going to get even with them."

Posted by: pst314 at December 28, 2014 05:10 PM

33 Hello Mudder, hello Fadder,
Here I am at
Camp al-Spladda!

Posted by: dahozho at December 28, 2014 06:36 PM

34 That white punk rebel against the evil West could've been me. Thank you Jesus that I had parents who kicked my ass, took away my Game Boy and my money, and locked me in my room.

Posted by: Kalifornia Kafir at December 28, 2014 07:33 PM

35 Iowahawk is captioning this on twitter and he wins all the death threats this week.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at December 28, 2014 08:20 PM

36 It's probably already been done by now, but...

Scrawny arms Rob Lowe had cable and he joined ISIS out of frustration. Scrawny arms Rob Lowe found out what "shahid" actually means. Don't be Scrawny arms Rob Lowe.

Saxon's right, though. Iowahawk wins.

Posted by: Spiny Norman at December 28, 2014 09:31 PM

37 Stand back everyone they've brought out Jihadi Rambo

Posted by: USMCshooter at December 28, 2014 11:54 PM

38 "Jihadi...we also come in vegan"

Posted by: USMCshooter at December 28, 2014 11:55 PM

39 "Oh crap, I thought I was going to Allah's Snackbar....just be cool, maybe they won't notice"

Posted by: USMCshooter at December 29, 2014 12:02 AM

40 Well when those other two get 'sploded they're gonna be pretty bummed to find out they're getting 71 more of Snow White in the middle there.

Posted by: USMCshooter at December 29, 2014 12:08 AM

41 They will give me bullets when I can grow a beard.

Posted by: S N at December 29, 2014 08:32 AM

42 Are chicken arms halal?

Posted by: Sapper at December 29, 2014 01:03 PM

43 Bowling for Breslan!

Posted by: obsidian at December 29, 2014 01:09 PM

44 one of these meatballs is different than the other. can you pick out the different meatball?

Posted by: moe hamhead at December 29, 2014 04:21 PM

45 We be Chicken Tenders.

Posted by: Bubbe at December 29, 2014 09:52 PM

46 Who the hell is that dumbass Adam Lanza lookalike? I haven't seen the background story on that picture anywhere?

Posted by: Yalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! at December 30, 2014 02:28 PM

47 Cheers, Jawas! Great to see at least two Iowans winning the fatwas for Western Civ!

Posted by: dahozho at December 31, 2014 11:32 AM

48 Thanks Storm.. For a minute I thought I might be the only person singing that in my head when I saw the picture..

Posted by: President Not Sure at December 31, 2014 02:28 PM

49 Man that Nose, you can use it to plow your fields.

Posted by: daryl d duke at December 31, 2014 07:54 PM

50 I can beat that hands down: They ARE taking him to see Cobain LITERALLY!

Posted by: Leonard Jones at January 01, 2015 12:07 PM

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