Coming Soon: The Blessed Release of The Biography of Samir Khan

So apparently the next issue of Inspire will be about the life and times of Samir Kahn.


I can give you a short rundown.

Samir Khan blogs from mommy's basement.

Jawas utterly destroy Samir's blog.

Sammy gets all pissed and goes off to Yemen. While in Yemen Samir uploads an issue of Inspire from a friend's house. Shortly afterward a drone strikes said friend's house.

So Samir called in an airstrike on himself!

What an effing retard he was.

Posted by: Howie at 10:58 AM


1 I loved that this site upsetted Samir Khan so much that he threatened the mypetjawa. And the best part, he got blown up by a US drone. What a perfect happy ending !!

Posted by: Birbal Dhar at November 25, 2014 03:04 PM

2 This was good work by our troops. Kill more of them, KILL ALL TERRORISTS!!!

Posted by: JusCruzn at November 25, 2014 04:13 PM

3 Best thing Sammy ever did. Especially since that rag ended up killing him and his butt buddy.

Posted by: Kafiroon at November 25, 2014 07:10 PM

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