Caption This: Double Agent Dr. Rusty Shackleford Edition (Fatwas Issued!)

Caption this image of a gravity challenged Jihadi.

Fatwas will be issued.

Fatwas Issued!

The I Will Cur Ur Neck Fatwa issued against Bubbe for

Hey!! That is Rosie MacDonnell.
The Devil Will Do Meetballs From Your Body Fatwa issued against Kafiroon for
If you do not put meatballs in my McGriddle, I will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart!
The Why U Insult Holly Koran? Fatwa issued against Really? for
Allahu Aklard!

Posted by: Howie at 08:06 AM


1 Greywooster turned down again.

Posted by: Bubbe at November 19, 2014 09:06 AM

2 So, because I won first prize in the "Jabba The Hutt" look alike contest I can't join ISIS ? Discrimination !!!!

Posted by: Elmiraviking at November 19, 2014 10:23 AM

3 Goatsie Goatsie Goatsie oi oi oi

Posted by: Abu Aussie al-Michelin Man at November 19, 2014 10:42 AM

4 If you do not put meatballs in my McGriddle, I will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart!

Posted by: Kafiroon at November 19, 2014 11:32 AM

5 Allahu Aklard!

Posted by: Really? at November 19, 2014 11:35 AM

6 Seen on craigslist---> :Wanted...XXXL vest needed for "gerthy Jihadi" must be black and stylish, No Used. (ha ha).

Posted by: LibertySpeaks at November 19, 2014 11:43 AM

7 Opinion? Rendered unworthy.

Posted by: Erowmero at November 19, 2014 11:44 AM


Posted by: KIM at November 19, 2014 12:51 PM

9 Dude it's "Allah Alacart"

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 19, 2014 03:56 PM

10 "We are afraid he will EAT us...and if we wanted to keel him we might NEVER get through THAT neck!!"

Posted by: Frustrated Teacher at November 19, 2014 06:36 PM

11 Hey!! That is Rosie MacDonnell.

Posted by: Bubbe at November 20, 2014 04:22 AM

12 Allahu Snackbar!

Posted by: Veeshir at November 20, 2014 08:52 PM

13 Even jihadis need the Wookie's lunch program to control their Allah appetite!

Posted by: PaterNovem at November 21, 2014 01:51 AM

14 Get in my belhi

Posted by: Lawlips at November 22, 2014 02:57 PM

15 Stooopid grand jury.

Posted by: J. Gruber at November 25, 2014 09:46 AM

16 How do people get on this fatwas or what muzie call it. People should learn how to use the karan as ass wipe or women could use it as a pad for their menstrual cycle. Religion of peace!! Hey lets go cut the throats of some babies, a muzie party time.

Posted by: daryl d duke at November 26, 2014 09:39 PM

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