Fatwa This! Break The Internet Edition

Does this flag make my ass look fat?

Yes, yes it does.

But anyway, congratulations to Kim for finally making Jawa Report.

There's a first and last time for everything. Consider this both.

Posted by: Howie at 07:41 PM


1 LOL! Last time Kim is on the Jawa Report. We got better looking around here anyway.

Posted by: Captain Harlock at November 13, 2014 07:53 PM

2 Oh god. Why?

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at November 13, 2014 07:55 PM

3 Greetings:

When I left college after my first year, my father put his own spin on the fiasco by saying that his favorite and only son had done two years of college in one, his first and his last (on his dime anyway).

Posted by: 11B40 at November 13, 2014 08:05 PM

4 I don't like big asses at the best of times, and really cannot see the fascination in them but what really scares me is what that thing is going to look like in ten or fifteen years waddling down the street in sweat pants. Brrrrrrr.

Posted by: The Realist of Qld at November 13, 2014 08:30 PM

5 Good God Above...just the SHADOW that ass throws has to weigh 50 pounds!

Posted by: MJN1957 at November 13, 2014 08:49 PM

6 Seriously? Those are natural? Looks like implants to me.

As a woman, I would kill myself if my butt looked like that. Guys actually like this?

Posted by: Kalifornia Kafir at November 13, 2014 09:18 PM

7 No Kim, that doesn't make your ass look fat. Your ass makes your ass look fat...

Posted by: KUFFAR at November 13, 2014 10:40 PM

8 Good grief, is that thang real? You mean those girls really do have lard asses and they think people want to see them butt ugly nekked?

Posted by: Bubbe at November 13, 2014 10:58 PM

9 Looks like a healthy quarter horse without the tail.
Looks like it's been rode hard, sweaty and all.

Posted by: Kafiroon at November 13, 2014 11:14 PM

10 Just one word comes to my mind... Freakish.

Posted by: Barry at November 14, 2014 02:11 AM

11 Only socially redeeming thing I get from the photo is some middle-eastern (Armenian) chick wiping her callipygian ass with a proper flag. Soon, that ass will achieve steatopygian status and probably require more...

Posted by: dc at November 14, 2014 06:20 AM

12 no idea if she is mocking or supporting that flag.
i really cannot tell.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at November 14, 2014 09:33 AM

13 Honey, help me look for my Cello case?

Posted by: Kanye West at November 14, 2014 09:59 AM

14 At some point a nice big bubble butt becomes just another fat ass.
After it's been shown until it's identifiable from just the crack alone it's not new anymore it's just another shot of the same old fat ass.
I have an old mare that has an ass that big.
Oh look Kim is showing her ass.........again.

Posted by: obsidian at November 14, 2014 12:08 PM

15 Maybe History Channel have now have proof that ISIS in possession of Split Tail Centaur?

Posted by: KIM at November 14, 2014 12:49 PM

16 I bet she has to use a double sized roll of Northern Tissue to wipe that thing each time she poops.

Posted by: Bubbe at November 14, 2014 06:03 PM

17 Why? Oh god. She is disgusting. Men actually like that? She's going to be huge fat in about 10 years. I can't un-see this, and I am forever scarred by this vision of doughy ick.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at November 14, 2014 07:33 PM

18 Kuntrashian.

Posted by: Hoos at November 14, 2014 11:48 PM

19 That's no moon.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2014 10:00 AM

20 MPBUH likes them skinnier and younger, MUCH younger.

Heaven help us if she tries to twerk that thing.

Posted by: Fewenuff at November 16, 2014 11:38 AM

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