Muslims Desecrate Hindus' Most Holy Animal

A couple Talibs got the crap kicked out of them when villagers caught them having sex with a cow.

A group of Taliban militants were captured by local residents in northeastern Badakhshan province while they were having sex with a cow.


According to local security officials, the militants were caught by villagers of Farghmanj in Jorm district on Monday.

The officials furhter added that the militants were initially disarmed by villagers and were then beaten.

Deputy provincial governor Gul Mohammad Bidar said they are aware of the incident involving a number of Taliban militants sexually abusing cows.
He said the local residents have launched a demonstration agains the Taliban militants for committing such a shameful act.

According to Bidar, the two militants have managed to flee the area and have gone to another place under the control of Taliban militants.

I guess all the goats were busy.

Posted by: Howie at 10:41 AM


1 Which sect has the tastiest holy animal -- Muslim or Hindu?

I like both! Bring on the bacon cheeseburgers!

Posted by: Hmmm at November 06, 2014 10:43 AM

2 Udderly unacceptable.

Posted by: Molly Shattuck at November 06, 2014 10:54 AM

3 Two little boys gratefully thank the cow.

Posted by: TimothyJ at November 06, 2014 11:27 AM

4 Religion of Satan.

Betcha you won't hear a word from the PETA libtards, who seem to think that beastiality is fine as long as the animal "consents."

Posted by: Vyx at November 06, 2014 12:37 PM

5 Who are we to judge?

Posted by: captain*arizona at November 06, 2014 04:42 PM

6 You got the hots for that hairy thing, cap a?

Posted by: Kafiroon at November 06, 2014 05:41 PM

7 I'll bet that the cow was not the least impressed, no matter how well
hung those fuckers were! My guess is that it didn't even touch the sides.

Posted by: Leonard Jones at November 07, 2014 08:53 PM

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