New Jawa Feature! WTF Happened to Bilal Ahmad?

Don't ever be named Bilal Ahmad, I added this Google alert years ago because of one story. Its been a source of tragedy in my inbox for years.

A child was killed and five others injured when a roof of a house collapsed on them at Bohbda village on Tuesday.

The roof of a room collapsed on Bilal Ahmad and his family members, who were sitting in the room.
Previous bad things that happened to Bilal Ahamd, he stepped on a land mine while herding goats and eating fried chicken, I shit you not.

And also Bilal ahmad blew himself up when he picked up an artillery shell.

Anyway I think I'll make it a series. WTF happened to Bilal Ahmad?

The ending will always be bad obviously.

Posted by: Howie at 07:35 AM


1 Middle name Mohammad?

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at October 29, 2014 07:52 AM

2 Bilal Ahmad suffered serious burns today after stowing away on an Antares 130 rocket that exploded shortly after takeoff.

Posted by: Ripley's Believe it or not at October 29, 2014 09:13 AM

3 After Bilal Ahmad survived the explosion with serious burns, he fortunately landed in a swampy area of water and mud putting out his flaming pants.
Unfortunately the female alligator that was protecting her offspring at that spot, promptly ate him.

Posted by: Kafiroon at October 29, 2014 03:11 PM

4 I remember him. He's the Kenny character in the Arabic version of South Park.

Posted by: Kalifornia Kafir at October 29, 2014 05:51 PM

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