Where's Rusty? Know The Powah!
He's doing better than expected in the Ukrainian Elections.
Speaking to The Associated Press on his van, flanked by Stormtroopers and shrouded in white fumes, Vader explained that his top goal is to computerize all government business. "When I get to parliament, I will expel all the deputies. They have proven their uselessness," he said. "Computers will work in their place and they will fulfil their functions without cease." Pollsters predict the party, which also includes a Stepan Chewbacca on its list, has little chance of getting into parliament in Sunday's vote. Still, the public greets Vader enthusiastically when he drives around the capital atop his van — which he refers to as "my helicopter."Look out Putin! I can't wait for my ministry appointment and the perks. Ukrainian office holders are known to get lots and lots of perks.
Posted by: Roto Reuters at October 24, 2014 08:44 AM
I mean senators. Nah. Right the first try.
Posted by: Kafiroon at October 24, 2014 10:24 AM
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