Join Jihad Now And DOUBLE Your Virgins In Paradise!


Sudanese Imam offers recruits double virgins to wage jihad!

Recently, one of the ISIL muftis in Sudan, with distorting the narrations of Prophet Muhammad (PBUH), has tried to induce young Sudanese to join terrorist groups in Iraq and Syria.

To encourage his audience he distributed Hoor Al-ayn (heavenly women) among them and said: "Whoever to be killed at the hands of the heretics will receive 72 virgin Hoor Al-ayn in janat (heaven) and they can intercede for 70 members of their families on the Day of Judgment.

He continued: "But, whoever to be killed at the hands of Americans will receive 144 virgin Hoor Al-ayn in janat and they are able to intercede for 140 members of their families.

(Hat Tip: TROP)

Posted by: DMartyr at 07:53 PM


1 I'd like to trade twenty of my houri for whatever is behind door number two, Monty.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at September 22, 2014 07:47 AM

2 But wait! There's more! If you call within the next fifteen minutes we'll send you two goats and a sheep, for those times when nothing but the best will do.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 22, 2014 08:47 AM

3 THe part about having to be gang-sodomized by a bunch of old clerics is of course in the fine print.

Posted by: blrfromt at September 22, 2014 09:22 AM

4 So does this offer come backed with a warranty?
I mean, what if the 'virgins' are unveiled?

Posted by: shadowofashade at September 22, 2014 10:11 AM

5 Sounds like Billy Mays is still making deals from beyond the grave.

Posted by: Barry at September 22, 2014 10:58 AM

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