Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Honors Edition (Fatwas Issued!)

Just pretend its Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

I'll issue some Fatwas next week, I swear!

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The Why U Insult Holly Koran? Fatwa issued against Alya al-Syhumari for

One more, please. I blinked.
The I Will Cut UR Neck Fatwa issued against Proof for
And the winner of the swimsuit competition is.....
The Devil Will Do Meetballs From Your Body Fatwa issued against Faboutlaws for
She's gorgeous, isn't she?

Posted by: Howie at 07:54 AM


1 Inky, Pinky, and Blinky did not tell Clyde or Pac-Man about their party.

Posted by: Captain Harlock at September 19, 2014 01:35 PM

2 Be sure to keep this certificate ensuring your clitoris has been removed on you at all times in case the Mutaween stop you.

Posted by: Abdullah Mohammad at September 19, 2014 01:40 PM

3 One more, please. I blinked.

Posted by: Alya al-Syhumari at September 19, 2014 01:47 PM

4 Am I the only one who gets excited by her fingers?

Posted by: Max at September 19, 2014 02:21 PM

5 Nurse Ratchet scores again!!

Posted by: Bubbe at September 19, 2014 02:40 PM

6 That's a man baby!

Posted by: Adam at September 19, 2014 02:41 PM

7 "And a special citation for bravery goes to some woman... maybe this one, i don't know. Whomever."

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at September 19, 2014 02:49 PM

8 Thank you for pulling me from that burning wreck...

We are now handing you over to be flogged for touching a man who is not of your family, you filthy stinking Muta whore....

Posted by: Thor's Hammer at September 19, 2014 02:50 PM

9 Maybe she pull man out of smoldering twisted car by smell alone?

Posted by: KIM at September 19, 2014 03:01 PM

10 By an amazing coincidence, last week she saved a goat too!

Nurse, Alya al-Shumari, honoured by #Saudi Ministry of Health for rescuing goat/ man accident.

Posted by: Barry at September 19, 2014 03:10 PM

11 And the winner of the swimsuit competition is...

Posted by: Proof at September 19, 2014 03:19 PM

12 Mohamdan was so warmed by presenting the certificate he harmed a goat on the way home....

Posted by: Frustrated Teacher at September 19, 2014 05:42 PM

13 In this historical picture, the first female imam poses with the happy couple after officiating at the country's first gay marriage.

Posted by: Catseye at September 19, 2014 07:11 PM

14 Cousin It receives the Best Dressed Award by the Association of Gay Fabric Producers.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 19, 2014 07:37 PM

15 Ummmm.....speaking of saudis..........

Posted by: billy at September 19, 2014 09:39 PM

16 She's gorgeous, isn't she. I can tell by the fingers, but she's probably a hand job babe.

Posted by: faboutlaws at September 19, 2014 10:20 PM

17 I so sorry! Should not have been driving. Could not see a thing with this black thing covering my sacred, caring body. But felt jolt with loud crashing noise, I tripped many, many times trying to find what I hit. Blinded by #$%^ over my face, followed burning smell and screams. Dragged person out of car and ripped my ankle hemline to curb the bleeding.

Posted by: Grin Reaper at September 19, 2014 10:38 PM

18 Nurse, Alya al-Shumari shown here with her winning creations ,receives 1st prize in the Design a Table Cloth that can be Worn on Your Head and Later be Used to Wipe Your Ass competition at the 34th annual KFC Hog Barbeque.

Posted by: Portnoy at September 20, 2014 06:57 AM

19 Nomex Islamic Haute Couture.

She's naked under there ya know.

Posted by: Fewenuff at September 20, 2014 08:58 AM

20 IOS8 developer hides as he/she/it receives the award for most suckage in a newly released OS, EVAH!

Posted by: Fewenuff at September 20, 2014 09:00 AM

21 Hefty! Hefty! Hefty!
That ain't no GLAAD bag!
Wimpy! Wimpy! Wimpy!

Posted by: Nanabozoh at September 20, 2014 12:45 PM

22 Sales Manager Abu Jihad (left) gives salesman Mohamed Mohammed an award for selling his 50th woman this month!
Also pictured, the 50th woman.

Posted by: Veeshir at September 20, 2014 12:46 PM

23 Honorary mention goes to the Ghost of Christmas Future.

Posted by: Jonathan at September 20, 2014 01:40 PM

24 Catseye made me laugh.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at September 21, 2014 08:19 AM

25 [url=]Green Gucci Belt[/url]

Posted by: Michael Kors Makeup Bag at September 21, 2014 11:16 AM

26 i think i see some side knuckle

Posted by: snickety at September 21, 2014 03:47 PM

27 It's time to sing the Sesame Street song!

"Three of these things belong together,
Three of these things are kind of the same ..."

Posted by: Ken Zevo at September 21, 2014 06:59 PM

28 We're going to kill her for being seen with a male who isn't her relative.

Posted by: Elmira Viking at September 22, 2014 10:32 AM

29 I love sucking big black cocks.

Posted by: brabazonb at September 25, 2014 08:56 AM

30 No gloves?
This filthy porn must be denounced, may Satan roast your evil stomachs in hell.

The virtue defence police shall provide the appropriate amputations and 100 lashes to the dissolute prostitute for her sybaritic display of obscene flesh, and gouge the eyes of the paranymphs.

It's never too late to serve justice.

Posted by: ali mentary at September 25, 2014 10:10 AM

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