Death By Fapping?

Marathon masturbator dies

A marathon masturbator in China died after he donated his seed to a sperm bank four times in just 10 days.

Zheng Gang was found slumped over and unconscious in a private booth at the Wuhan University facility in Hubei Province after staff noticed he hadnít come out in two hours, The Daily Mail reports.[More]

What a way to go, eh?

Posted by: Stable Hand at 10:38 PM


1 He was a lightweight! Hell I worked with a guy whose roomate and sig other said he whacked it 6x a day.

Posted by: Tilikum KIller Assault Whale at September 12, 2014 11:00 PM

2 Have to hand it to him SH. He handled his coming and going himself. ;-)

Posted by: Bubbe at September 13, 2014 06:12 AM

3 Rumor has it the one last picture he fapped too was Miley Cyrus!
She was Twerkin' in pasties!

Posted by: obsidian at September 13, 2014 08:30 AM

4 Winky the Clown; beaten to death.

Posted by: Bill Cook at September 13, 2014 09:28 AM

5 rookie.

Posted by: homer simpson at September 13, 2014 10:09 AM

6 Confucius Say...

Man who masturbate only screwing himself.

Posted by: KIM at September 13, 2014 10:36 AM

7 Takes Spock 7 years to fire his photon torpedoes

Posted by: Nurse Chapel at September 13, 2014 11:08 AM

8 High five a physician if erection last more than 24 hours.

Posted by: Pfizer at September 13, 2014 11:16 AM

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