Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Yesterday Edition

Yeah so the blog Sabbath was actually yesterday. But still.. caption this image of an ISIS fighter with a boot up his ass, literally.


Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The Why U Insult Holly Koran? Fatwa issued against Captain*Arizona for

Looks like o'keefee tried that bin ladin stunt one time to many!
The I Will Cut UR Neck Fatwa issued against nnevets for
It beats a pineapple...
The Devil Will Do Meetballs From Your Body Fatwa issued against Bubbe for
I can't stop looooove 'n youuuu ...
The Our Hajj Will Be Complete Once We Rape Your Women Fatwa issued against Zombie Mohamar Khadaffi for
Allah! That's a huge screwdriver.

Posted by: Howie at 08:11 AM


1 Obviously fans of Toby Keith...

"We'll put a boot up your a**, it's the American Kurdish way."

Posted by: Kuffar at September 08, 2014 12:31 PM

2 Not wishing to be pedantic, but the Sabbath was TWO days ago (Saturday). :)

Posted by: cba at September 08, 2014 01:26 PM

3 Mess with a Kurdish lass and get a boot in the ass.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 08, 2014 01:43 PM

4 Inshallah! Poor mohamhead! Achmed's suicide belt had a work accident while they were bowing to allah.
Do you think the rest of Achmed is up in....

Posted by: Kafiroon at September 08, 2014 02:09 PM

5 "Death by anal/pedal impact. See if we have any podiatrists with lower GI experience."

Posted by: Proof at September 08, 2014 02:20 PM

6 Looks like o'keefee tried that bin ladin stunt one time to many!

Posted by: captain*arizona at September 08, 2014 02:27 PM

7 Who knew goats wore boots?

Posted by: Really? at September 08, 2014 03:17 PM

8 Um We're Baptists so its sUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!

Posted by: Howie at September 08, 2014 03:36 PM

Is that a boot up your ass or are you just happy to see me?
In Kudirstan, the boot humps you.

Posted by: MWTexas at September 08, 2014 03:50 PM

10 I can't stop looooove 'n youuuu ... booty, boot, boot. Now gimme mah meatballs.

Posted by: Bubbe at September 08, 2014 04:50 PM

11 If it wasn't for the 7mm holes in my head I wouldn't mind something that large up my ass.

Posted by: Abdullah Abdullah at September 08, 2014 05:42 PM

12 Allah! That's a huge screwdriver.

Posted by: Mohamar Khadaffi at September 08, 2014 06:17 PM

13 A boot up the arse a day, keeps the jihads away...I think the doctor told me that.

Posted by: jerry anderson at September 08, 2014 06:24 PM

14 It beats a pineapple...

Posted by: nnevets at September 08, 2014 07:05 PM

15 "If you think a Kurdish Booty Call is bad, don't ask for the Happy Ending Surprise."

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at September 08, 2014 08:22 PM

16 If Richard Reid and Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab had a baby . . .

Posted by: Laura Walker at September 08, 2014 10:46 PM

17 Ahkmed, it's supposed to be a suicide BELT, not suicide socks, you dumb kuffar!!

Posted by: PaterNovem at September 08, 2014 11:09 PM

18 Greetings:

I seem to recall an unlovely Platoon Sergeant once, maybe more, telling me, "If you keep that up we'll both be going to the hospital. You to get your ass fixed and me to get my boot back."

Posted by: 11B40 at September 12, 2014 10:18 AM

19 An iSIS fighter from Khartoum
Was one day acting the Buffon.
He got a boot in the ass
When he started to pass gas.
Now everyone there smells of perfume!

Posted by: Bill Cook at September 12, 2014 02:31 PM

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